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    • How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...
    • Just Juan.
     
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    My teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed.

    My parents always told me to tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

    I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

    I do, too, especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

    I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office again.

    He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

    Guess where the f*ck I am now.
     
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    Can you believe this ?! <doh>
     
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