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Giilingham FC - not606 team

Discussion in 'Gillingham' started by brb, Sep 14, 2011.

  1. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Mark Stimson - to clean the toilets
     
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  2. brb

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    grumpy will have to decide the formation, so if we have to many strikers, then they will have to sit it out as a sub or move to grumpy's preferred position.

    Anyway we have had some more suggestions, so a further team update...

    Gillingham FC - not606 team v Burton Albion (possibly!)

    TEAM MANAGER: grumpygit - (to old to run and to fragile to dive) - Hessy

    Team mascot: alwaysright (face like a horse) - Tommy Trewblu

    Goalkeeper
    GeminiSwift (purely because he is nuts) - Flitney's position

    Defence
    brb (his legs will not carry him any further than the back line) Captain (because he's bossy and no body else has argued for it) - Frampton
    harryheadbutt (6ft 4, not as much hair perhaps but 5 years younger and also has a degree like him) - Lawrence
    Kentish Man (nominated by brb, for taking on the Toons, so ideal as brb's body guard) - Fuller

    Midfield
    MikeGills32 (because he always starts brightly, then people start to doubt him) - Montrose
    GFC-Matt (right of midfield has a deadly delivery - 'just like the postman', according to 'alwaysright') - ?

    Striker
    Gemini's Son (only 4, so ideal for the job) - Oli
    Hoadie (used to play in this position - 'splits opinion' according to BSG so should be...) - Rooney
    Carras_Prodigy (i dont do anything for 80 minutes either but then manage to pull off something spectacular) - Rooney (AGAIN!)
    Manchester Gill (because he has shocking hair according to Carras_Prodigy) - S Payne


    Half Time refreshments, currently consist of:
    Home Team - Pint of real ale
    Opposition - Laxatives


    grumpygit - your going to need to sort this out, we can't have two Rooney's, can we?
     
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  3. grumpygit

    grumpygit les misérable

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    "Simples"






    I'll send one to ManU.
     
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  4. iffy'sbarber

    iffy'sbarber Member

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    can i be the chairman??? then whatever you lot do,,,i can just criticise you all,,,,hmmm
     
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  5. superbob

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    surely there should be some form of pie with that half time ale brb?

    And I would recommend myself as a replacement for one of the players, but I'm **** at football and Oli's already been taken...
     
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  6. brb

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    superbob - grumpy is probably going to want a big squad for us lot to choose from, so we have two Rooney's for him to choose from, so he can have two Oli's as well. One for each half <laugh>

    Next time I update the squad listing, your be included.

    Also a very good idea about the pie's, it will go down well with the ale, so that will be added <ok>

    We are a little bit short in midfield, also we are looking for another defender at least.


    ps. just missed Iffy's post, yes you can be Chairman!

    grumpy, who you loaning to Man U?
     
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  7. iffy'sbarber

    iffy'sbarber Member

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    brb,,,,,i thought there was no swearing on here? grumpy saying MAN U, can we remind him if i am the chairman he could be replaced if this sort of conduct continues,,,,,
     
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  8. brb

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    All references made are to the individual posters own ability and not any chairman, manager or player.

    grumpy will have to decide the formation, etc.
    So if we have to many players for one position, then they will have to either sit it out as a sub, move to grumpy's preferred position or go out on loan.

    Anyway we have had some more suggestions, so a further team update...

    Gillingham FC - not606 team v Burton Albion (possibly!)

    CHAIRMAN: iffy's barber - Chairman S
    TEAM MANAGER: grumpygit - (to old to run and to fragile to dive) - Hessy

    Team mascot: alwaysright (face like a horse) - Tommy Trewblu

    Goalkeeper
    GeminiSwift (purely because he is nuts) - Flitney's position

    Defence
    brb (his legs will not carry him any further than the back line) Captain (because he's bossy and no body else has argued for it) - Frampton
    harryheadbutt (6ft 4, not as much hair perhaps but 5 years younger and also has a degree) - Lawrence
    Kentish Man (nominated by brb, for taking on the Toons, so ideal as brb's body guard) - Fuller

    Midfield
    MikeGills32 (because he always starts brightly, then people start to doubt him) - Montrose
    GFC-Matt (right of midfield has a deadly delivery - 'just like the postman', according to 'alwaysright') - ?

    Striker
    Gemini's Son (only 4, so ideal for the job according to his dad) - Oli
    superbob (I'm **** at football - he states) - Oli
    Hoadie (used to play in this position - 'splits opinion' according to BSG so should be...) - Rooney
    Carras_Prodigy (i dont do anything for 80 minutes either but then manage to pull off something spectacular) - Rooney
    Manchester Gill (because he has shocking hair according to Carras_Prodigy) - S Payne


    Half Time refreshments, currently consist of:
    Home Team - Pint of real ale and a pie
    Opposition - Laxatives
     
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  9. Thom_the_Gill

    Thom_the_Gill Member

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    We dont appear to have any subs, I'll happily be a bench warmer. Dont mind a little sit down form time to time
     
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  10. happy hammer

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    can i be Fuller i know his old man and him and they drink in the pub opposite my flat before i moved, was drinking with them Saturday
     
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  11. LadyGillingham

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    Well I was going to say I'd take Roony's position because, lets face it, I can't be worse! But Carras seems to be able to pull something out the bag at the last minute and not sure I can promise such opinion changing moments.

    So I'll step in for Barry Fuller - Like to go on storming runs so far up the pitch I get a bit of a nose bleed, can't get back for the counter attack, and sometimes get distracted by shiny thing so let my attacker wander off on his own for a little while but will put in brilliant tackles when I want to.

    Grumpy as manager makes sence, I can hear it now, 60 minutes into the game, "Change it Grumpy!" echoing from the stands...

    UT(606)G
     
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  12. brb

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    Well we have got 2 Rooney's, 2 Oli's so we might as well play 3 Fuller's <laugh>
    I'll change Kentish Man to Martin.

    grumpy - looks like your going to end up with a team for each half!

    btw - why no Kedwell or the new boy Noble?
     
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  13. BSG

    BSG Well-Known Member

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    I was going to suggest I could be Martin because I am best "left back" in the changing room.

    Failing that I could be Jack Payne, seeing as the rest of the team performs poorly when I am not around :D
     
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  14. brb

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    All references made are to the individual posters own ability and not that of any chairman, manager or player selected position.

    Gillingham FC - not606 team v Burton Albion (possibly!)

    CHAIRMAN: iffy's barber - Chairman S
    TEAM MANAGER: grumpygit - (to old to run and to fragile to dive) - Hessy

    Team mascot: alwaysright (face like a horse) - Tommy Trewblu

    Goalkeeper
    GeminiSwift (purely because he is nuts) - Flitney's position

    Defence
    LadyGillingham (I like to go on storming runs so far up the pitch I get a bit of a nose bleed) - Fuller
    happyhammer (can i be Fuller) - Fuller
    brb (his legs will not carry him any further than the back line) Captain (because he's bossy and no body else has argued for it) - Frampton
    harryheadbutt (6ft 4, not as much hair perhaps but 5 years younger and also has a degree) - Lawrence
    Kentish Man (nominated by brb, for taking on the Toons, so ideal as brb's body guard) - Martin

    Midfield
    MikeGills32 (because he always starts brightly, then people start to doubt him) - Montrose
    GFC-Matt (right of midfield has a deadly delivery - 'just like the postman', according to 'alwaysright') - ?
    BSG (the team performs poorly when I am not around) - J Payne

    Striker
    Gemini's Son (only 4, so ideal for the job according to his dad) - Oli
    superbob (I'm **** at football - he states) - Oli
    Hoadie (used to play in this position - 'splits opinion' according to BSG so should be...) - Rooney
    Carras_Prodigy (i dont do anything for 80 minutes either but then manage to pull off something spectacular) - Rooney
    Manchester Gill (because he has shocking hair according to Carras_Prodigy) - S Payne

    Bench Warmers:
    Thom_The_Gill (dont mind a little sit down form time to time)


    Half Time refreshments, currently consist of:
    Home Team - Pint of real ale and a pie
    Opposition - Laxatives

    At this rate, grumpy will have a team for each half <laugh>
     
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  15. grumpygit

    grumpygit les misérable

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    <eek>I was thinking we could play with 9 defenders who don't go further than 30 yards from goal, they then take it in turns to hoof it up to the lone striker.

    I'm not sure if I might have seen this tactic employed before, or maybe it was just a dream.
     
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  16. brb

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    grumpy - I can't go any further than 30 yards from goal, so it sounds good tactics, although if your looking for hoof ball tactics, can you just make sure you have a good supply of footballs <laugh>
     
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  17. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    The real reason why I hate OUR use of hoofball is that as I've said I have the face of a horse - and hung like a donkey - and still I don't get a game -Is it because I'm carrying a little bit of top weight ?:laugh:
     
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  18. HOADIE_BOI

    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    I agree I do split a lot of peoples opinions.
     
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  19. GFCSTU

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    BRB love to play but I like to play out wide left, and only have a left foot!! who the hell could I replace!!




    UTG!!!
     
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  20. brb

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    I'm sure grumpy wouldn't mind bringing in a Barcham to help out down that side <laugh>
     
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