Funny that, I'm sat here on my pretentious MacBook Pro, in the North. I must of nicked it or something.
CALLING ALL NORTHERNERS! A question which must be answered: who are the real Latics? The Mancunian ones or the ones from Lancashire who are a bigger club in the Premier League? I think the ones from Greater Manchester are just a bunch of fake Latics who aren't fit to lace the other lot's boots.
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Call yourself Northern ! You soft ba******.Me, I'm a NorthPolean. I do like to go to a warmer country for my holidays - Iceland. Now - Where are the ice cubes for my cold water bottle ?
Why do some people born and bred in the North pronounce master and plaster as 'marster' and 'plarster', when for instance they'd say 'grass' or 'pass' the same as any normal Northerner? ****ing sellouts. Do you know what I am saying? Do you see where I am coming from?
ok, when leeds come down to southampton... oh wait, they already did. a nosh might have made your trip a bit more enjoyable, though i doubt it
My mother in law is like this. She comes from Wilmslow but hasn't lived there for years. Now lives in a scruffy concil house in Manchester and is a complete tramp. Still speaks like she's ****ing somethin. Fat bitch.
A Chippy Darn Sarf. Can I have Chips N Graveh? Nar mate don't do Gravy. Can I have Chips N Mushy peas? Don't do Mushy Peas mate. Can I have Chips and a Meat 'n Tato pie? Don't do Pies mate. "As tha got owt moist?"