Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

... easier than shelling peas mate ... might need to join mumsnet to find some more challenging opponents ... but then again ... a fair few of these ****ers are likely on there already too ...

... we've already established that one of them watches 'Miranda' ... probably a box set merchant

 

You seen the haircut on one of them? ... silly ****

 

This truce bollox isn't going to work between us is it? Let's be honest

 

Yeah alright, Hernia, sure mate

 

Tel encouraging Fosse to crack some Not funnies and invent more cack nicknames

 

Stop blubbing Spurmilocks ... you are only allowed 3 Mares and you've already blown your quota ...

 

I’m a peacekeeper mate, I am completely impartial.

 

Me too

 

I hope utd do pay £80 million for slabhead because, just as kepa took the pressure off Alisson by becoming the most expensive keeper, all the pressure will be on him to prove he is worth that amount.

Should be good viewing...

 

Pepe official

 

Good signing.... bastards!

 

Fossy fizzing again

 

another attacking player - just what you really really needed

 

Just sitting down to a first beer in the very nice medieval town of Najac, Gimli ... you still having a hissy spaz out over transfer fees, Half Pint?

 

It's not my money... purely my amusement.

 

Little things ...

 

It's been a pretty uneventful transfer window all round tbh.

And yet 129+ pages has been got out of it. Tremendous.

 

Spurs talking to Sporting about Bruno Fernandes. Linked with us relentlessly all summer but we haven’t submitted a single bid, so it could be more agent guff.

 

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We ain't doing bad seeing as we've only got £40m

 

If we do end up getting another CB back and Tierney in this window then it will be a ****ing brilliant window from Arsenal. Going from £40m and looking at being priced out of any decent players, we could end up strengthening in every area that we needed to.