I’ve always got on with the Scottish lads. It’s because I can converse with them in their own tongue.
I lived in Scotland for a long time, nothing wrong with those people, ignorance is bliss though for a lot that never crossed the border.. The thread doesn't need the England/Scotland flummery, there's enough potential stuff going on here without that.. Just saying..
I remember Billy Connolly telling a story about how he went into a phone box without any money and tried to reverse the charges, but was too pissed to work it out. He called the operator and was greeted by the voice of a posh Inverness woman, who proceeded to try to help him. “Is there money in box?” she asked the coarse Glaswegian. “No,” he replied with alacrity. “It’s just ma sell!” I nearly died! For you native English speakers, I can translate that for you, if you like, but it will lose a fair bit of its hilarity.
@brb can fix your drier and washer if it isn't performing to your wummery standards.. He's the mover with a hoover..
