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    I had an interview for a yoga teacher position. I had to bend over backwards to get it.
     
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    If you leave a child in your car during this hot Glasgow weather please ensure a window is open so they can at least have a fag
     
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    Looks like A young Jimmy saville ?
     
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    The wife like that one!! :)
     
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    Cute dog is a savage little ****
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    A survey of very cute little dogs has discovered that almost 99.9% of them are in fact savage little bastards.
    The survey which was carried out by Which Pet magazine has proven conclusively that all little dogs with fluffy cute faces are in reality “psychotic double hard bastards.”
    The first national survey of its kind found that really cute little dogs such as West Highland Terriers, Yorkies and Shih Tzus are all harbouring murderous grudges behind their cuddly facade.
    Among the findings were that Bichon Frises would definitely eat alive any stranger who comes near their front gate if they were “just a little bit bigger.
    Speaking on behalf of small fluffy dogs throughout the UK, Gordon, a four year old Lhasa Apso, said;
    “You better watch out mother ****er or I am going to mess you up. Let me at em, let me at em…”
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