HDM

Get yourself a solicitor first though because the Dull Daily are sure to write ''Woman traumatised by husband locks keys in shed''

 

Erm, how do you lock yourself 'in' a shed?

As LBIA says, you can lock yourself out by leaving the keys in there, I've done it myself.

You've locked yourself in a shed haven't you 18.

Tell us about it please.

 

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/hull-things-everyone-should-done-3140763


FFS what a load of utter ****e,

The precipitous decline of the HDM continues apace.

 

The decline has almost it rock bottom.

Hull Live (HDM) Facebook has just asked,

Is tomato sauce on a roast dinner acceptable yes or no?

I kid you not.

 

A sad article indeed. But just in case anyone was in doubt, NO! IT'S NOT OK TO PUT TOMATO ****ING SAUCE ON A ROAST DINNER

 

HDM would struggle to sink any lower, some of the ****e they tweet is un-be-****ing-lievable. Shock, horror and anger seem to be the only words their sub-editors/media monkeys know, and just for the record, what Kemps said.

 

Hull Daily Mail **** Shock

 

Exactly Kemps - it's almost as bad as putting curry sauce or gravy on fish and chips

 

Whoa....don’t open up old wounds.... gravy on chips is a MUST. Fact!!

 

Excuse me for asking but what's actually wrong with the 39 things listed there? I've done most of them and don't feel short-changed, let down, patronised or anything else unpleasant.

 

Don't forget "gridlock"

 

A few weeks back, the main story on the HDM website was about a change to Wings' minimum card payments.

Never been in the place personally, so perhaps I'm missing some of the importance to my fellow Hull folk, but the actual crux of the article was that if you wanted to use your card at Wings, minimum spend was now £15.

 

My ex missus ended up living on Preston rerd after cheating on me. She'd be livid if she knew where I am now. Karma's a funny thing

 

They missed out "Booling a tansad down our tenfoot on a mafting day as it's siling down"

 

Maybe they thought that wasn't a very interesting thing to do. But tell me, how many of those things have you not done because you think they're akin to "Booling a tansad down our tenfoot on a mafting day as it's siling down"?

 

Oiii watch it. Nowt wrong with that delicacy gravy on my fish chips peas and gravy. Mind I do try to keep the gravy on the chips and peas. Must be real mushy peas though.

 

"CHIP SPICE

We all love it, it's in our veins and it makes our chips taste a hell of a lot better than anyone else's in the country.

No matter where you go you automatically get chip spice on your chips, so this must be something that you've done by now."

Bailed out here at point number 2.of the 39.

Utter garbage.

 

We all have our thing QC, I'll give you that. Iv'e got to admit to liking Marrofat peas as a decent substitute for mushy peas, but only if I can't do the proper ones.

 

Oh yeah point 23

"Bought food at Herons."

What kind of **** gets paid for churning out raw sewage like this?

 

Chip spice lives on fries and not on chips. This is a conversation stopper. A FACT.