Oh, so you're all pally now. You should have heard the names he was calling you Ensil. It made me blush. Come on. Give me a sample of what wound the southern tart up so badly, pleeeeeease
DON'T DO IT SKY. DON'T KISS HIS SKYLARKER. THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE THAT FILTHY BARSTEWARD HAS PUT IT. Stick to your own kind
He's not this bloke is he? A man says to his wife"Wife,we are going fishing with the dog this weekend." "But you know I loathe fishing." she replies. "Well the choices are you come fishing,take me in your mouth or I give you one up the rear,what's it to be?" "Give me 20 minutes" she answers. "Very well,I'll be in the shed." 20 minutes later he comes back."Have you decided?" he demands. "Yes I'll take you in my mouth" she replies. So he drops his trousers and pants and she stops after 5 seconds "Yuch,this tastes horrible and pooey" she shouts. "Yes" he says "The dog didn't want to come fishing either!"
Seen a lot of anti Hodgson on here, thought I'd add this gem, an interview with Roberto Carlos... My problem at Inter was Hodgson, Roy Hodgson. He wanted me to play as a forward when I'm a defender – I prefer to have space ahead of me to run into rather than be a winger already up there; for me it's better to have 80 metres to play in than 20. I didn't like the system or where Hodgson wanted me to play in it. He wanted me further up the pitch, sure, but stopped, still, rigid. The Copa America was coming up and I was playing at left-back for Brazil, so I wanted to play there for Inter too. I had to leave because I didn't want to jeopardise my chances with the national team. If I couldn't play the way I do I wouldn't be able to play for Brazil. I spoke to Massimo Morratti [the Inter president] to see if he could sort things out and it soon became clear that the only solution was to leave.
I've been off all day and I come back to find 3 pages have passed and I missed all the kissing! Has there been inter-team kissing?
I saw Pele play. He was one of the all time greats. Rooney is a very good player. Pele was a GREAT player. There's the difference, IMO.
Pele was twice the player Rooney will ever be, and that was playing with a heavy football made of pigs bladder.
More than twice the player Sky,and i've seen the vids were he got kicked with them old fashioned steel toecapped footy boots and just got up and carried on,apart from the bad injury that kept him out of the world cup finals.
George Best was the one who I think was probably still, the most naturally gifted player I have ever seen. There was virtually nothing he couldn't do. And, all in an age when it was semi-legal for prople like Chopper Harris, and Norman Hunter to kick you into row Z, and most of the pitches were quagmires. It's almost scary to think how good he would be, now with today's pitches, and much tougher refereeing.
Quagmire = Baseball Ground!...I think thats where hoofball was invented!, because you certainly couldn't play through it. There was one year in the winter the only grass was 6ft quadrants around the corner flags! I seem to remember a CF of theirs called Davies...seemed to the busiest player on the pitch, 'just hoof it up to him' being the other outfield players instructions!
I do wonder when people do these "scientific" analyses of the sort sky recently ran on ronaldo.... if you gave best and many others of that era todays football and boots would they make ronaldo look ordinary on those free kicks... "knuckle ball" PLEASE... another word for kicking through the ball... It would have been interesting to see with the lightness of todays football but the speed of the game what these guys may have done... natural ability doesn't change... simple as.
This is worth a read http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...-ability-to-field-weakened-side-201109154308/
Yeah, O.k. can't say I fell off my chair laughing, though. I haven't got a link, but there's a very funny article on www.newsthump.com entitled "Kevin Davies apologises for tackling Man Utd player" far more amusing, IMHO.
