Best 11 on paper

I'm always right mate

 

I see no reason to **** about when we scored more points than ANY team outside top 6 after january ... hayden and manquillo earned there places during that period btw .. shelvey sucks

-----------------------Dubravka

---------------Schar lacelles dummet
---Manquillo---------------------------------ritchie
----------------------Hayden longstaff

-------Max--------------joelinton-----------almiron

 

Hhhhmmm x

 

Look Steve isn't interested in tactics...

 

I just dont think weve had enough time to change much and its not worth the risk. We were playing very well .

First game is arsenal its no time to **** about ! We wont see much of the ball and if shelvey plays hell spend 90 minutes pointing at other players to defend while he looks like hes running in oil.... then even if were in a tight game he will get a red card.

As for the people putting yedlin in ??? Short memories he has no brain .. manquillo gave nothing to the opposition when he came in to replace the brainless american.

 

I hope we start like this:

------------------------Dubravka---------------------
---------Schar------Lejeune------Dummett-------
----Sidibe----Longstaff-----Ascaibar-----Max----
----------------Almiron-------Maximin-----------------
-----------------------Joelinton----------------------------

Woodman, Yedlin, Ritchie, Lascelles, Shelvey, Muto, Maronny

That to me is sexual. I'd accept Maia instead of Ascaibar. I fully expect this to happen too - the additional 4 will arrive as big Mike has the bug again.

We'd still have Aarons, Hayden, Fernandez, Ki, Clark, Manquillo, Darlow, Lazaar, Atsu, Colback, Gayle, Sterry, Saivet, Murphy, Elliot, M Longstaff so a big clear out would be needed. The ones in bold would be surplus to requirements.

That would leave us with exactly 25 players.

#believe
#

 

No chance

 

Come on live the dream Chaos

 

Why ? Reality is the only truth.

 

Mike loves you, he'd feel better if you were on board the gravy train with biscuit wheels. It feels incomplete without you.

 

We cant compete with the likes of foxes or united buscuits

 

Remember when you were drawn to the foil wrapped Foxes chocolate biscuit as a kid like a bloody magpie. Things were simpler back then..

 

Our gravy train is made from cardboard and our biscuits are

I like the green foil wrapped viscounts .... any cocksucker banging on about oreos knows nothing about biscuits and id imagine football either .

 

I like the green foil wrapped lyons viscounts .... any cocksucker banging on about oreos knows nothing about biscuits and id imagine football either.

Them vienese things are mouth sex too btw

 

I haven't heard of a couple of them but that looks a good side

 

We are ****ed next stop pop league

 

I'm not utterly confident at the minute. Let's see who else we bring in!

 

Dubravka
Lejeune
Lascelles
Schar
Ritchie
Williems
Longstaff
Hayden
Maximin
Joelinton
Almiron

 

Dubravka
Schar Lejeune Dummett
Yedlin Longstaff Hayden Willens
Saint-Maximin Joelinton Almiron

It's looking more like it'll be something like:

Dubravka
Schar Lascelles Clark
Manquillo Shelvey Dummett
Longstaff Hayden
Joelinton Almiron

 

I like the idea of 2 ball playing cbs on the right and left of a 3, with a no nonsence cb in the middle. Lascelles is the captain and will play unless he has a dip in form. I think Bruce will try and fit both Ritchie & Shelvey into the team for set pieces and other aspects such as work rate (ritchie) and a wide range of passing (shelvey). For me longstaff should start and the the front 3 pick themselves. On paper we have the team to be safely in mid table but paper never won matches and we all know what happened until mclaren. One or 2 more signings and I think we will have had a really good window.