Now we know why you dodge any questions that make you look stupid. Mind you, you do a pretty good job of making yourself look stupid.
I went there, and you ****ed off. You can forget about me PMing you that picture wearing only wooly stockings you requested.
Talking of which, quick question. Anyone have any idea why on adverts for constipation and diarrhoea it is always women in the adverts? Never men. I though it was blokes who had arse troubles and women didn't actually do this.
To be fair they probably both like to shag granny's, Pele is getting on now and does have a fondness for viagra. there you are PELE!!!!
Your observation about women in adverts is spot on - but you're wrong about them suffering the way that us men do. Believe me - I have first hand experience (and no I'm not going to elaborate )
Rooney is a very good player, but he has a long way to go to be as good as Henry was in the premier league let alone any other stars. He is a million miles off the level of Messi too.
I'll bet you do... [video=youtube;Nhrzw01e2jM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhrzw01e2jM&feature=related[/video]
I think I may of been in a similar scenario. It was on a boat in Thailand, and wasn't a pretty sight.
That's it though, I can't comment on constipation but us blokes all must have had at least one experience of 'following through'. Usually on holiday admittedly but if a sex need some immodium then it is ours. I can see the people at Saachi & Saachi discussing the option of a bloke sprinting to the bog on his hols with brown water running down his shorts leg and dismissing it. Far better have a fit blonde sat on a park bench, that's the common experience of the runs.
Nah, not had the ****s for quite some time. **** is a fair description of the golf on show though it has to be said.
