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Test the chaos theory

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  1. missingno

    missingno Active Member

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    It’s funny how so many people are so wrong.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hi Fredor
     
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  3. missingno

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    You ****ed that quote up fam
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Mini Aussie beef and beer pies

    INGREDIENTS


    • 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil

    • 1 large brown onion, finely chopped

    • 500g lean beef mince

    • 2 tablespoons plain flour

    • 375ml bottle beer

    • 2 tablespoons tomato paste

    • 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce

    • 2 tablespoons barbecue sauce

    • 2 sheets frozen shortcrust pastry, partially thawed

    • 1 egg, lightly beaten

    • 1 sheet frozen puff pastry, partially thawed

    • Tomato sauce, to serve

    • Oven-baked chips, to serve
    METHOD
    • Step 1
      Heat oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add onion. Cook, stirring, for 5 to 6 minutes or until softened. Increase heat to high. Add mince. Cook, stirring with a wooden spoon to break up mince, for 6 to 8 minutes or until browned.
    • Step 2
      Mix flour with1/4 cup water to form a smooth paste. Add beer, flour mixture, tomato paste and sauces to mince. Bring to the boil. Reduce heat to medium-low. Simmer, stirring occasionally, for 25 to 30 minutes or until thickened. Season with salt and pepper. Cool completely.
    • Step 3
      Preheat oven to 220°C/200°C fan-forced. Place a large baking tray in the oven. Grease 4 x 3.5cm-deep, 8cm (base) x 11cm (top) pie tins. Cut each shortcrust pastry sheet in half diagonally. Line base and side of each pie tin with shortcrust pastry. Divide mince mixture among pastry cases. Brush pastry edges with egg. Cut puff pastry into quarters. Place over mince mixture. Press with a fork to seal. Trim edges. Brush with egg. Using a sharp knife, make a small cross in the top of each pie. Season well with salt and pepper.
    • Step 4
      Place pies onto hot tray in oven. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until golden. Serve with tomato sauce and chips.
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    That sounds nice.
     
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  6. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    Why are you answering your own question?
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Did Chaos predict Joelinton?
     
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    How many goals will Joelinton score this season?
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    In which year of his six year contract will he be sold for double his £40m fee?
     
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  10. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Nah were having a good season.
     
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  11. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Erm ill need time to work this one out
     
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  12. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    I am the goat
     
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  13. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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  14. Santaseyebrow

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    Sorry i wasnt on yesterday but ill answer asap
     
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