So a dog was kidnapped by a seagull in Devon Personal opinion = That's why you don't buy a handbag dog. All the same though it must be Quite disturbing losing a dog to a seagull. RIP coco https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...22/seagull-carries-away-dog-from-garden-devon
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.te...eagle-carrying-helpless-lamb-sparks-fear/amp/ What about these twats then ?
Seagull for **** sake. No such thing mate. It'll have been a herring gull or a great black backed gull. Anyway, ****s were stealing ice creams out of people's hands yesterday. Was quite funny. They're ****ing terrorists though, they should be eradicated!
A group of the ****s used to regularly circle around me when I was walking my dog when he was younger and smaller. Dived down a few times but didn't really get too close. They wouldn't have been able to lift him though I don't think. When I sit on my roof and the dog is up there with me they still circle round a bit so they clearly hate him. There are ****ing loads of the ****s around here, noisy annoying ****ers. Still not as bad as a Chihuahua though so good riddance
It's our own fault. Those ****ers are herring gulls. We more or less fished the herring to extinction in, I think, the 1800's so those bastard birds had to adapt. They should be renamed the greasy chip gull. Or the dog **** gull.
I ran over and crushed a seagull, in the Merc, driving to my Swanage gig, a couple of weeks ago. A bunch of them suddenly appeared in the road in front of me as I was trundling along at 20mph. The ones at the front saw me and managed to take off, but the dopey fcuker at the back saw me too late and couldn’t get out of the way I’m time. Result? A slow, crunching death.
They will have their revenge mate, be sure of that. There's probably one of them watching you right now.