please log in to view this image Don't you just hate it when you wake up to find a Cat sleeping on the Roof of your Car?
My grandad used to get up at 5am every morning and deliver milk to people"s doorsteps in a horse drawn cart. He isn"t a milkman, he"s clinically insane.
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play "Magic"?" She says, "What"s that?" He says, "We go to my house and shag, and then you disappear."