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    Don't you just hate it when you wake up to find a Cat sleeping on the Roof of your Car?
     
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    • My grandad used to get up at 5am every morning and deliver milk to people"s doorsteps in a horse drawn cart.
    • He isn"t a milkman, he"s clinically insane.
     
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    • What do you call a Scottish cloak room attendant?
    • Angus McCoatup
     
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    • A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play "Magic"?"
    • She says, "What"s that?"
    • He says, "We go to my house and shag, and then you disappear."
     
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