Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

I have a policy of never remembering these things, Pix.

 

That's why I'm here to remind you of your **** ups Kips

 

Calm down mate he’s got Dangerous Daz on speed dial.

 

None at all, for the simple reason we've bought a better AM already.

There's more truth in the Balotelli rumours

 

Well he is well into his 30s mate what's ya point here?

 

I ain't scared of the Dorset 3 bruv.

Reckon that Daz bloke is as much as a pussy as Kipper.

 

He hasn’t got one mate, he’s balls deep in a Cornish pasty and spaffing our random gossip at the minute.

 

Brave talk that bro.
Daz is a nuttah
Ask the local sheep how hard he is

 

Can't wait to see how poch turns sessingon into a world beater like the rest of the squad tbh. That'll shut us up

 

Sessegnon might win a trophy with England one day, so that the Spuds can claim it.

 

They don't need to as @PleaseNotPoll pointed out they won the International Champions Cup.

Whatever that is.

 

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Been busy Kipps?

 

Kipper's had a mare today. He got put through the rinse cycle over his one season wonder Salah **** up earlier, and he's been lashing out ever since.

 

What a hero.

 

beating off the pussy with a ****ty stick

Sounds just like a night down the Dorset Conservative club.

 

****ed knees.

He failed a medical, not sure what's confused you bro?

 

I love reading the stories that go with them stupid pictures

 

Do Liverpool have any money bro?

 

BAM BAM (I believe is the established protocol)

 

**** loads.

We don't really need any players though Tel. Tough at the top mate.

We did our big spending on problem positions such as VVD and Allison. We'll add fullback cover and possibly a versatile forward. Other than that, no need.