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Married a ghost

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jul 22, 2019.

  1. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Ive raped loads of ghosts
     
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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    It's a shaman who performs the ceremony under a strict set of procedures where they can see and hear everything.

    It's called ghost protocol.
     
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  3. Santaseyebrow

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    You might aswel just shut your eyes and choke one loose.
     
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  4. She married a pirate called Jack.
    <doh>

    She could have been a bit more original when making up this ****.
     
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  5. Santaseyebrow

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    No point really it would hardly make her story any more plausible
     
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  6. Treble

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    It would to HIAG.
     
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  7. Santaseyebrow

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    The thing is shes getting paid so fair play to her .
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    You've had your fair of hauntings haven't you Kips ?
     
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  9. Milk and Kebabs

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    So let me get this straight, a woman got ghosted by her hubby and so she went to Jack off?
     
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  10. Santaseyebrow

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    I visit other dimensions on a regular basis and nowhere have I found a buyer for newcastle united.
     
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  11. Santaseyebrow

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    I think jack is simply a rapist taking advantage of a stupid woman. Either that or shes lieing.
     
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  12. Remember when you said that Kane was a one season wonder, mate?
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Remember when you said that Salah was a one season wonder, mate ? <laugh>
     
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  14. Treble

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    Oh ffs, annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd at this point I'm going to ghost this thread.
     
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  15. Mate, keep beeling about it all you like, but anyone with a modicum of intelligence and a sense of humour will readily note that I was wumming and didn't intend what I wrote to be taken literally.
     
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    I really don't want to get involved HIAG and have no opinion (nor care tbph) either way, but surely the purpose of wumming is to wind the other guy up, and not have it coming back to bite you on the arse? This is not the calibre of a wum master mate.
     
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  17. On the contrary, I had irate Mousers biting like bullet ants at my superb wum-suggestion that Salah had shot his bolt after his first season.

    It was the work of a wum god, Tel.

    I even got Pixie rattled, believing that what I was saying was meant to be taken seriously.
    <laugh>
     
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  18. Treble

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    I had to be there.

    And by I, I mean Tel, who probably was.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    sounds like a tale we all know, and celebrate on Dec 25
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    So ....................... just like almost everyone on here then Quentin? ... at last, you've seen the light <cheers>














    Just took a bit longer than most :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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