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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    with Camilla regularly choking
     
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    On Charles’ dictaphone whilst
     
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  3. Taffvalerowdy

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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 22, 2019
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    Winnie like a horse
     
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  5. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    in case Princess Anne
     
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    tries to ride her
     
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    cock horse to Banbury
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 22, 2019
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  8. Taffvalerowdy

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    in time for a
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 22, 2019
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    nosh up at KFC
     
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  10. Taffvalerowdy

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    where it was almost
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 22, 2019
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    as dry as sticks
     
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    and stones may break
     
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    wind like Prince Phillip
     
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    after a large vindaloo
     
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    badly affected his bowels
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 22, 2019
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