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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Not a bad header...

     
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    originallambrettaman, Jul 19, 2019
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  3. DMD

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    The man working on the latest revision of the dictionary has just passed away.

    I thought he’d be further through than that by now.
     
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    DMD, Jul 19, 2019
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  4. dennisboothstash

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    Terrible goalkeeping ;)
     
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    dennisboothstash, Jul 19, 2019
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    Is that Rick Stein sizing it up...
     
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    HHH, Jul 21, 2019
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    <laugh>
     
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    lmao. Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes about the chicken being rubbery.
     
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    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    DMD, Jul 24, 2019
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    LeftSaidFred, Jul 24, 2019
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    Ehab is looking for a very small version of this contraption.
     
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    Kempton, Jul 24, 2019
  15. LeftSaidFred

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    Is Elmo not very tall then?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Maybe boy blunder should have married one of these machines, then when they divorced or the machine put itself on e bay, it wouldn’t have revealed to the world just what a disappointingly small knob it’s owner had.

    Although if it stores the data of volume of sperm extracted and the average time of delivery that might actually make its previous owner appear even less manly. But that wouldn’t be a problem as then the afore mentioned previous owner could just go out and buy himself a flash new sports car as an extension to his penis.

    Unfortunately that could then appear to be one on his forehead and not in his pants....
     
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    BrisbaneTiger, Jul 24, 2019
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  18. dennisboothstash

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    **** your moaning about unimportant stuff, and **** my moaning about it too

     
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    dennisboothstash, Jul 24, 2019
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