Yes, I know. I have flown there, and then driven to the coast. I'm betting that Bale's wife can drive, too. What do you reckon, Tobias?
There's not much in it, really. Plus, I live down here, and I would much rather own a villa in Calpe.
I hope he ends up at a club where he knocks Real out of the CL with the winning goal, and powerslides to celebration in Zidane’s face.
Actually, I'd love it, Tel! You'd be paying him a fortune to lie on your injury table, pissing off every other player in your squad. He'd be your Woezil.