Stoopid Brits...

That's a silent K btw

 

Aren't those two types categorised nowadays as Brexiteers and Remainers?

#micdrop

 

Scots are ****ing tragic full stop

 

@DUNCAN DONUTS

 

alcoholicos anonimos

 

Stupid Brits!

Stupid fùcking English you mean, surely.

It doesn't matter where you travel to, everybody hates the English.

FACT!

 

This is rubbish.

The further south you go in Britain the more spasticfied the people become.

FACT!

 

You could have a point .

 

Worst countries tourists in order:

1) Chinese - they seem incapable of just going on a family holiday or a couple of mates, it’s always huge buses full of them descending on a place and ruining it for everyone else. The size of there tour groups is ridiculous. They bring there own food and expect it to be cooked for them, can’t swim so ruin boat trips, treat women like they don’t exist and spend the whole time burping and coughing up huge lumps of phlegm.

2) Russian - such a ridiculous level of rudeness. They will push in front of everyone, constantly act like they are ready for a fight and treat the locals like ****.

3) French - the superiority complex they have is so frustrating. They push in like the Russians, think they should always be first doing anything and spend a stupid amount of time telling everyone how the French version of xyz is so much better than what you can get in the country they are visiting. Add in never apologising when they are twats and they challenge the Russians for second spot.

The germans and English have there own issues as tourists but the three above comfortably take the crown for worst tourists around the world.

 

In Asia it seemed to be accepted that if the Chinese and Russians start to descend on a place the normal western crowd stopped coming as much which was worse for the local economy. Plenty of countries who want English tourists, particularly NE Asia and places further away than Europe tend to be excited to meet English people rather than having a negative view of English tourists. Not sure if that’s to do with the type of person who is more likely to go further abroad than Europe though!

 

French Canadians trump all three, arrogant mutha ****ers. Saffers aren’t far behind either.

 

I spent my 20's and most of my 30's living and working in holiday resorts on the Med, you have 1 week holiday where you drink more than you can handle, etc etc.
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Pool boy ^^^^^

 

I've done that for a few months, why not, it's a constant flow of income during Nov-Mar when suckers with money are few on the ground. And even that probably beats whatever you've ever done in your life.

 

Who was sucking who?

 

Ah ha ha ya fud. You worked in tourist trap resorts probably handing out tickets for free drinks to dunks at night and annoying cùnts, begging them to visit time shares during the day and you think you're life has been worthwhile.

You fùcking bummed a living all through 20s and most of your 30s ya fùcking moron. You have just admitted it.

And btw, you would be surprised by the amount of drink I can handle.

 

I could've sat on a toilet my whole life, ****ing into the bowl, and it would still be more than you've ever done.

And that last line, lol, you're too thick to realise you prove my point, you loser sad-sack.

 

You did just that though ya fùcking bum. What a waste of clothes you've been eh. Mammy and Daddy Earn must be right proud.

 

I would like to distance myself here.

I wasn't handed any drinks vouchers from the pool boy.

As you were

 

I certainly enjoyed it, a 17 year summer holiday where I usually only had to work a few hours a week.