The Weekend thread from Outer Space #30

I shall be celebrating the 50th anniversary of Man landing on the Moon by watching TV shows that actually believe it happened as opposed to YouTube nutjobs who think it didn't, possible BBQ and as I will not be decorating my mate's house it looks like chores around the house and garden for this citizen.

Busy week coming up so I will have to postpone killing myself, sorry to disappoint.

How about you lot?

 

Going to a birthday party this evening, also have one tomorrow. On Sunday, I shall collect my winnings from the golf and gloat about Mick winning **** all.

 

Getting fitted for my new toupee which I'll be getting with my golf winnings and get a Romanian to valet my car.I will then wave at people at bus stops.

 

well played, sir

 

Hatton, Fleetwood & Holmes making moves,what's the weather like?

 

Dunno yet as Julie hasn't provided me with instructions.

What I do know is that anal shall be deployed and enjoyed.

 

It is about 30 degrees here, 61% humidity and a NNE 1m/s breeze. How is it with you?

 

14°,showery,96% humidity,southwesterly wind 12-28km/h ie typical Irish summer's day

 

To celebrate the fake moon landings I shall be sticking a Galaxy up my arse, possibly followed by a Mars bar.
This weekend is shaping up to be a Marathon, no Snickering at the back.

What was the Topic again?

 

****ing pishing down in the black North.

 

I'm not falling for that old trick, I wasn't Bourneville yesterday.

 

"Black North" you cheeky ****! You lot still call us black bastards? Not heard it in years.

 

No mention of Milkyway? Or is that only in your shed, you nonce ****?!

 

The irony is that Black Bastards came from the RUC uniform. Which was actually Bottle Green.

Paddys eh?

 

^^^ Blackguard

 

Are you Aldo in disguise? You'd need a f.uck off big square mask if you are, you big cube heided spastic.

I like Mon.