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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Tasty Magpie, Jul 17, 2019.

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  1. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm...
    Will you please stop sharing your meds with Albert.
    Actually, that was my first comment on any potential takeover, and I dont recall saying I subscribed to it.
    All I said was it begged the question on why the suddened change from MA and mentioned the possibilty that the appointment of SB was final dig at the fans.
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    2 min 24 secs

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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Beelin’ :emoticon-0135-makeuxx
     
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  4. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    I'll have to bring Heed back at this rate....
    Or one of the others.
     
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  5. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    You do realise that I'm not old enough to remember Monty Python.

    That looked a bit like the Earl at the end....
    Who was who?
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You can always spot Trev. He’s the one quaking in the bogs about having to buy a round. And that ham fisted Manc **** Jak is usually holding his hand as the real men buy a round.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I edited the typo as I’m a bit sloshed on low carb Cisk (Maltese beer) in St Julian’s right now
     
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  8. Tasty Magpie

    Tasty Magpie Well-Known Member

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    Capture.JPG
     
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  9. YAJERK

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    Poor lad, coming to a club with no real creative talent. It will be a tough grind getting goals next season unless 2 or 3 other players (at least) follow him through the door.
     
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  10. Tasty Magpie

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    Allan Saint-Maximin is a winger and creative player we are being stongly linked with signing alongside Joelinton. He's an exciting player - good dribbler and very fast but needs to work a bit on end product. Need a highly productive goalscorer... Don't see it happening. Probably aiming for a front three like this:

    Almiron - Joelinton - Saint-Maximin
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He’s ****.
     
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  12. cronemeister

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    Agent - Joe, Newcastle have tabled a £36m bid for you, do you fancy it
    Joe - ****ing hell aye, get it over the line ASAFP
    Agent - nee bosh
    Joe - Can't wait to play for Rafa
    Agent - Rafa's managing some Chinese cloob now man.
    Joe - WTF?
    Agent - Steve Bruce is in charge now!
    Agent - Joe?
    Agent - Joe?
    Agent - Joe....you alright man?
    Agent - Joe?
    Agent - JOE?
    Agent - ****ING HELL MAN.....JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE
    Joe - Should I wear the black ones or the orange ones?
    Agent - FFS, I'll get it signed th'morra, pack yo ****.
     
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  13. missingno

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    I went to uni with a joe Linton
     
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  14. Hugh Briss

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    The £36m has already been raised through player sales, so why wouldn't Mike try and make a big deal out of it?
    Season ticket sales are down so another token gesture from the Fat Man should turn the heads of the brain-dead sheep.
     
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  15. cronemeister

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    Aye, what better way to direct the focus away from him and the appointment of Brucie than to smash our transfer record again. Fans will be falling over one another again to snap up the remaining season tickets on general sale whilst the FCB sits there and rubs one out again safe in the knowledge that he's pulled our ****ing pants down again.
     
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    The whole talksport Bruce ****ery from the usual trotted out bastards is making me want to vomit rusted nails.
     
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    What length and weight are the nails mate? Just building a picture.
     
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  18. Santaseyebrow

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    Worse player than perez... unproven and in for a shock.


    We wont sign him anyway
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
  19. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Said who!?
     
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  20. Santaseyebrow

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    Me


    Whos our manager ? I forgot
     
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