The handcart to hell is still on target

This is your lucky day then. 20k minimum but you won't regret it

 

Don’t be have that at the moment

 

Only a year and a bit of graft ffs

 

It's exactly £2 billion btw

 

Shysters gotta shyst.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2...Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1562920891

 

Lose the 'tache, Wid.

 

The new James Bond

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/new-james-bond-film-to-18207320

 

"My name is Bond, Shaniqua Bond. I am going to shoot you now, hang on, that pesky Beretta is in my handbag somewhere. Hold on a bit, no,. that's my deadly lazer disguised as a lipstick, C4 tampons, exploding Ibuprofen, 50 Shades of Grey yeah I know it's **** but that was all they had at the airport, mini umbrella, bottle of Evian which when mixed with my sachet of Canderel turns into rocket fuel, aahh here she is, now put your hands up you bombaclart!"

 

If they want to make films with black Mermaids and a women James Bond or a Pakistani lesbian Mr Bean then start a whole new franchise.
Don't piggyback on the previous successful formula and characters.


Maybe a redo of The Great Escape with an all bame cast of disabled trannies , the German Nazis will need to be played by someone else too as it's racist to blame them for the wars.

 

Aah there's the rub. You may suggest such but you will be deemed racist for doing so and faced with the questions "Why can't a black woman play the white male role made famous in books and films for over 60 years?" any answer you give will be racist AND sexist. You will also have scorn poured on any suggestion that a honky should be allowed to portray Martin Luther King Jnr, Mahatma Ghandi, Mohammed Ali etc.

Doctor Who is a bint now, Idris Elbow was in the running for Bond not that long ago so this is just a logical progression.

It's all about equality and it's nice to see Huggies embracing cultural diversity

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The glaring error in this advertising campaign is that baby-father is highly unlikely to even know he's knocked out a kid in the first place, let alone hang around long enough to change it's nappy


But it obviously isn't enough because this fat mess expects Tinder to put her and all her 'tarse mates on the first pages you flick through when looking for a f.uck buddy

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/15/is-i...g-app-to-put-plus-sized-women-first-10133898/

 

I think Woody Harrelson would make a smashing Mahatma Ghandi.

 

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A transgender man who wants to be recognised as his child’s father can be identified, a judge has ruled. Freddy McConnell gave birth to a baby but does not want to be described as the child’s mother on the birth certificate. Instead he wants to be legally allowed to be registered as the father or parent.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/17/trans-man-gave-birth-fights-registered-babys-father-10377509/

Has a womb - woman
Gets pregnant - woman
Has baby- woman
Wants to be called the Father

"But it is my RIGHT to be called a DAD even though I am a MUM! You HAVE TO DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE I SAY SO!!"

 

It's all just labels ...

 

You evil barcodephobe

 

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/19/man-...-backside-to-get-kim-kardashian-bum-10425256/
A plastic surgery addict has been left horrified after claiming a Turkish clinic inserted breast implants into his bum to cut costs. After paying £8,500 for surgery to look like Kim Kardashian Jordan James Parke, 27, says he could have died and has been plagued by agonising pain in his backside ever since. Despite overcoming a sickening episode of necrosis – a flesh eating bug – and corrective surgery earlier this year Jordan, from Dudley, claims his bum implants continued to rupture and leak.

Can we have a boo-hoo for this attention whore?

 

https://www.theguardian.com/film/20...Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1563880891