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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Drugs are now killing more people in Scotland than alcohol, according to Aunty Beeb

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-48938509

    Who in the ****ing what now? The piss artist capital of the UK now tops the charts for drug deaths. That's a hell of a win double, so wtf is going on here? Is this a ginger thing? Some sort of sinister Nigel conspiracy? And how will the drinks industry respond to this challenge to it's erstwhile dominance of the intoxication business?
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It’s all the tories fault
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 16, 2019
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Are the Roma smack heads? Can we pin it on them?
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 16, 2019
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Dundee appears to be particularly affected. Something in the marmalade?
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    24 hour perty peepul Nige.

    <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 16, 2019
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fulla papes mate.

    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 16, 2019
  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Junkies are killing themselves!

    Oh dear, nevermind.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 16, 2019
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> I know who gives a ****
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 17, 2019
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    That's where the Beano and Dandy were written.

    Hash Street Kids
    Lord Tooty
    Desperate for smack Dan
    Minnie "£10 for a blowie" Minx
    Billy Whizz (obviously)
    Skanky Lanky Liz
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 17, 2019
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Recovering alcoholic and substance abuser op shaming Scottish people .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 17, 2019

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Very difficult to shame us lot. We don't have any. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2019
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I do.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 17, 2019
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  13. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    They say it's mainly older folk who are overdosing. It has it's roots in the 80's the former Dundee United manager Jim McVein got a lot of really bad publicity for signing youngsters in 20 year deals. This was universally shouted down so wee Jum introduced them to heroin so they would be less liable to leave the club. Remarkably they beat Barcelona both home and away during this period. The damage was done though.
     
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    Moses, Jul 17, 2019
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Is wee Dundee Donny dead ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 17, 2019
  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What happened to the man who cleaned the public lavatories in Aberdeen? I think his name was Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 17, 2019
  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wtf is wrong with you.

    Apart fae the obvious of course.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 17, 2019
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And to think the **** doesn't drink ffs
     
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    monacoger, Jul 17, 2019
  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Archie or Grope ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 17, 2019
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I was meaning Grove, does Archie not drink either?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 17, 2019
  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He's a recovering alcoholic not had a drop for about 10 years.

    He also used to do lots of hard drugs and pass out on buses in piss soaked pants


    He's now a preachy Ned Flanders kind of recovering pisstank that looks down on people that still enjoy an ice cold beer on a summer's day .

    And he's a boring **** .


    Other than that he's a top bloke <rofl>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 17, 2019
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