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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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  1. kiwiqpr

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    i will be stealing these
     
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    Sorry copywrite to the Swansea City forum. :)
     
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    Not to mention copyright.... <whistle>
     
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    To be fair it was worth posting twice, brilliant <laugh>
     
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    • A blonde began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help.
    • One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.
    • The boy said he was.
    • A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.
    • Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
    • The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.
    • Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"
    • "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I"m the f*cking goalie."
     
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    I've got a car that runs on ferrets, but this morning I accidentally filled it up with weasel.
     
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    I’ve just passed my O levels in religious education and woodwork, so if anyone wants an Ark just let me know.
     
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