Favourite beer thread.

Did it taste bitter with ragey undertones?

 

ah yes one of the great joys about dog ownership.

PS see you later i'm off to price up 85 ft x 20ft of artificial turf .

 

The amount of **** our lab can generate is astonishing. He has a **** in the garden first thing and it's big enough to fertilise half the neighbourhood. He then feels that he has to have a **** on every outing. If he goes out three times in a day he will **** at least three more times. It doesn't have to be a long walk, just an outing ie a visit to family or friends. Gets there, ****s. On some outings he will double ****. When he goes out into the garden last thing at night he has his final ****. Sometimes he doesn't manage to squeeze that last **** out so he ****s in the utility room during the night. All of the ****s are mountain proportions.

 

at least he is regular

PS please say it is a brown Lab
PPS my little sod tries to hold it in till it gets home for some godforsaken reason . Once came back from a near 2 and a half hours and she promptly charged out back to take a dump

 

Black lab. Rejected show lab so he's a big fella.

 

mines a rejected Border Collie who is a ****ing psycho when out but good as gold at home.

 

Did you know that humans invented beer apporoximately 8,000 years before the wheel.
Priorities

 

and we only invented the wheel to make it easier to get home after a skinful.

 

I like a pint of Fosters or Stella. Cue the outrage.

 

Yep they are both pretty bad, especially Fosters.

 

My favourite beer

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Best beer name (brewed nr Salt Lake City)

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Perfect name for a Mormon territory beer.

 

Sorry, I lost all my weight and got in shape , I'm not stout anymore.

 

Because some French twat dips his plonker in the wine before bottling it.