1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Implosion

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 13, 2019.

Page 1 of 6
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,436
    Likes Received:
    37,866
    It’s probably the only way to get the FCB out of the club.

    I know that now.

    I hope we get hammered to **** in every game, lose all of our best players as they jump ship, then get relegated in record time.

    I hope the stadium is empty for every game and the media finally see Fatty for the **** he is.

    The only way to get rid of a large turd in the bog is to flush it.
     
    #1
    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 13, 2019
    JokeInEre, leez, Hugh Briss and 3 others like this.
  2. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2016
    Messages:
    2,554
    Likes Received:
    3,103
    I like to break em up with stick first, till the water goes a lovely dark brown, then invite the wife into the bog to have a gander at my handiwork!
    <cheers>
     
    #2
    LiamO, Jul 13, 2019
    JakartaToon, Dorty Dogbreath, mickeybnufc and 1 other person like this.
  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    17,461
    Likes Received:
    9,017
    Beelin' <wah>
     
    #3
    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 13, 2019
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  4. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2011
    Messages:
    4,201
    Likes Received:
    2,377
    Whoever we start the season with as manager the reputational damage this summer has done to us is going to absolutely fk us over unless the club is sold and there is some committed investment and a change of mindest / culture with the new owners.

    We've now got no strikers for instance and who of anything like the required quality would, in their right minds think it a good career choice to come and play for us.
     
    #4
    Seabass, Jul 13, 2019
  5. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2019
    Messages:
    2,189
    Likes Received:
    794
    40 k and im cashing out on nufc for cricket or curling maybe
     
    #5
    Santaseyebrow, Jul 14, 2019
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    I fancy us for a top half finish

    Come on Brucie's Boys
     
    #6
    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 15, 2019
    Howe's about that then? and Southerner like this.
  7. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2019
    Messages:
    2,189
    Likes Received:
    794
    Ha no chance
     
    #7
    Santaseyebrow, Jul 15, 2019
  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    10,011
    Likes Received:
    833
    Sadly, there are at least 100k people in the City who will want to go and watch the Toon if they are playing in the Premier League.
     
    #8
    Hugh Briss, Jul 15, 2019
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  9. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2013
    Messages:
    2,746
    Likes Received:
    825
    and killing the club
     
    #9
    leez, Jul 15, 2019
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,436
    Likes Received:
    37,866
    Wednesday is our first game of the PL Asia trophy against Wolves.

    I think we’ll get demolished 4-0.

    Redfearn’s Mags won’t have any idea..
     
    #10
    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 15, 2019

  11. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2011
    Messages:
    2,370
    Likes Received:
    1,626
    Wonder what's going through the players' heads. How can anyone stay motivated after a summer of questions with literally nothing being answered?
     
    #11
    Consett Mag, Jul 15, 2019
    Albert's Chip Shop and JulioGeordio90 like this.
  12. JulioGeordio90

    JulioGeordio90 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2018
    Messages:
    394
    Likes Received:
    341
    Can you imagine working in an organisation with this level of uncertainty and a clear lack of ambition - you'd be looking at jobs elsewhere ASAP
     
    #12
    JulioGeordio90, Jul 15, 2019
  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    25,807
    Likes Received:
    23,967
    Money.
     
    #13
    Welshie, Jul 15, 2019
  14. missingno

    missingno Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2019
    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    40
    No they’re not
     
    #14
    missingno, Jul 15, 2019
  15. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2013
    Messages:
    2,746
    Likes Received:
    825
    they are, the longer they keep going etc .
    The longer the FCB stays
     
    #15
    leez, Jul 15, 2019
    Flash and Consett Mag like this.
  16. missingno

    missingno Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2019
    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    40
    Well then the players must be too. They keep playing. The tea lady too, she keeps making cups of tea.
     
    #16
    missingno, Jul 15, 2019
  17. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2013
    Messages:
    2,746
    Likes Received:
    825
    aye, but they get paid .the fans do not.

    He, got lucky buying nufc. brought nothing but lies and misery , the FCB
     
    #17
    leez, Jul 15, 2019
    Flash likes this.
  18. missingno

    missingno Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2019
    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    40
    And turning on other supporters?
     
    #18
    missingno, Jul 15, 2019
  19. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2013
    Messages:
    2,746
    Likes Received:
    825
    The decent players ,want out .

    I wonder why .
     
    #19
    leez, Jul 15, 2019
    Flash likes this.
  20. missingno

    missingno Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2019
    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    40
    Go and support Liverpool or man city or whoever is winning thrn
     
    #20
    missingno, Jul 15, 2019
Page 1 of 6

Share This Page