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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    What a wonderful way of looking at it.

    Does it mean I am forgiven for laughing at a midget when he couldn't see over the counter and I didn't realise he was there. I worked at Burger King at the time .When he spoke I thought I was hearing things.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jul 12, 2019
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    You're forgiven, it was only a little thing.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 12, 2019
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  3. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    We have indeed Jim,60 years supporting the Toon,you'd think I'd learnt my lessons,but no still come back for more,born to the Toon,die for the Toon,but not to sharp like, the Toon may always get better <laugh> Once more to the breech dear friends.Once more to the breech <cheers>
     
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    mickeybnufc, Jul 12, 2019
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  4. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    mickeybnufc, Jul 12, 2019
  5. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    I shouldn't laugh but couldn't help it.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jul 12, 2019
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  6. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    How very apt for a sinking ship <laugh><laugh> With any luck the captain won't come down with us and jump !!
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 12, 2019
  7. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Yes that's it. I'll just get my shepherds crook, put my daft hat on, sit on my golden Vatican throne, abuse some kids etc.
    That's better.

    You are forgiven my son!!

    Easy!!!<laugh>
     
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    LiamO, Jul 12, 2019
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm sensing your sympathy is somewhat limited Jim <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 12, 2019
  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Your sin is forgiven my son. Say two Hail Marys and buy two tickets for the Arsenal game.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 13, 2019
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  10. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    God can suck my balls if he does exist hes a racist homophobic psychopath that endorses peadophilia or slavery
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 13, 2019
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  11. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Pedophillia or Slavery?

    I get to choose?<cheers>

    Whoopee!!
     
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    LiamO, Jul 13, 2019
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  12. JakartaToon

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    Is Peadophilia when you are attracted to Baby Peas?
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 13, 2019
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  13. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    I'm starting the process to get my Beşiktaş season tickets for me and the bairn.
    A new team in black and white.
    They win stuff!!

    **** Ashley!!
     
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    LiamO, Jul 13, 2019
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>....

    I was made aware of a group of French peadophiles who walked around play grounds muttering " we need to Findus Petit Pois "
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 13, 2019
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Touch of the #MeToo there Chaos.. "he wanted God to suck his balls" <laugh>
     
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    I'm getting my Spennymoor Town season ticket this year.
    first-team-squad-join-final-fund-push_1490813184.jpg
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jul 13, 2019
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  17. Delusional Full Stop

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    Jak is God?????
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jul 13, 2019
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  18. Santaseyebrow

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    Thats me ****ed then
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 13, 2019
  19. Santaseyebrow

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    Theres many gods make sure you choose wisely. I had better odds on bruce in april
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 13, 2019
  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    That will be a first then! <sorry> :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 13, 2019
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