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The Weekend Thread #28

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    This weekend I shall be mostly helping out a mate with a spot of home improvements. He did me a favour when I was building the kitchen extension so I said I'd help out in return.

    Dust off the old brushes and paint rollers and see if I can remember it is a job for someone else and I will actually have to finish it and make it look half decent as opposed to the "that'll do for now" attitude I have for my own gaff.

    Possible BBQ if the weather holds out.

    I would f.uck off and kill myself but my mate needs a hand so will have to take a rain check.

    What are you reprobates up to?
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Declan and a few of his pals are in Blackpool for the day at “Sandcastle” swimming baths.

    My thoughts turned to Groove when a bevvy of teenage schoolgirls on a school excursion ventured in off the street, some are chunky and some have slightly off pink skin pigmentation.

    Anyway, overall demographic seem to be Jocks here.

    Saturday - going to a garden party
    Sunday - anal with Julie.
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Blackpool for the fair <laugh>

    Can Barrie get any more schemey???
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Silver spoon Trev turning his nose up at a Glesga tradition.

    Used to get the bus down with my granny and granda from the Easterhouse labour club at 5am on Fair Friday.

    Two of them getting tanked up along with everyone else’s grandparents whilst the kids inhaled the second hand smoke.

    Hopefully Brexit means we can turn the clock back to those simpler times.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Seeing Stormzy tonite at TRNSMT. Shud be bangin.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    Any speedboats to be won?
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    I am struggling to think of anything worse, other than having to service Stormzy's fat mum.
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    12th fell on a Friday so 4 day weekend

    watp
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <cheers>
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

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    Don't you wish every day was the 12th of July??
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    he’s on the dole so it is really
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Sat here in my house coat watching Fury Wilder with beer in the fridge.

    What's a respectable time to crack one open?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    4 hours ago.
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Am only up 2 tho.
     
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  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Lazy bastard.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Lazy scum. Probably wearing his house coat or whatever you call it. I call it a dressing gown

    What’s your favour cheese, @EasterRoad1980 ?
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    You no out following any walks today Big C?
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Certainly not mon frere. Few beer and a few js in the house.
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Forgot Wilder had a rattle at it in the 9th iirc
     
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