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Off Topic Weekend thread, seven or eight.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jul 12, 2019.

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  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    #lifestory
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Don't be stupid, he wouldn't leave the ladders!
     
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    Zanjinho, Jul 12, 2019
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    Couple of job applications to do and a bit of training for a 26 mile walk in September. Oh and some beers and watching cricket.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pretty much mate <laugh>
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Serious question guise

    Can someone tell me how to wire in this electric cooker please.

    Like so I don't die.

    This is the wall socket to wire the cooker into but the cooker wires are red black and green 20190712_125555.jpg

    What's up with that? I don't do electricity due to zapping myself with a toaster and butter knife bad as a kid.

    Help me
     

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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    There’s only a few different combinations that it could be mate so just give them all a try and see what happens.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 12, 2019
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  7. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Get an electrician
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    <laugh>

    Don't do it mate you're gonna be toast!
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    More like this I reckon.

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  10. Sucky

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    So what goes where bro? <laugh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sucky’s new gaff after he’s wired in his cooker.


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    PINKIE, Jul 12, 2019
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  12. Tel (they/them)

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    It’s ok lads he’s sorted it now

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 12, 2019
  13. Sucky

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    Cmon you pricks I'm really hungry<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Jul 12, 2019
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  14. Stan

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    It doesn't matter which order you put the wires in. They key thing is to use a really strong glue so that they don't fall away.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

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    Get yourself down to Krispy Stab Chicken, make sure you sniff the drain round the back first. If it smells fresh then you know the fat in the fryers hasn’t been emptied for a few days.
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Just seen this on an M4 bridge, thought I'd share!

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    Chief, Jul 12, 2019
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    Just outside Bristol that isn’t it?
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, near the M5 interchange.

    You seen it?
     
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    Factual and funny.
     
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