Kate Hoey has announced she won't be standing as an MP at the next election She neglected to continue "...because I lost a No Confidence vote, due to the local party having had more than enough of my cozying up to Farage and the DUP"
On the plus side, when she ****s off she won't be squatting in a parliamentary seat and refusing to call a by-election to remove her Can't think who would do something like that...
In the irony of ironies 'Tommee' is on InfoWars pleading asylum in the US! Already has the support of Trump Jnr.
The milkshake enthusiast claims he's two days away from being sentenced to death in the UK Who wants to explain to them that we don't have the death penalty in the UK? Or that the US does?
Slightly complicated by the fact that he's not able to enter the US, having got caught entering the country on someone else's passport.
This Tweet was never going to end well.... Not from the first 8 words.... Or as someone replied, if the sheet fits, try the hood!
Would now be a bad moment to point out that, in Hans Christian Andersen's short story, the little mermaid was described as fair-haired? In other words, she wasn't a redhead, so all the triggered little manbabies losing their **** because The Little Mermaid isn't a redhead sound uncannily like they're ignorant of the fact the story existed before Disney got their grubby, mediocrity-stained fingers on it?
Trump allies doing their best to stop Mueller from testifying. What is Trump hiding from the public?...….and how much is he costing the country riding the company jet around the world like a tourist riding free.....and the choppers taking him to play golf almost weekly? Does Ms May do the same with Ryanair?