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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    This is the Burly Arms mate

    anything goes

    stop being so touchy
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 9, 2019
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  2. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    I had a haircut last week. It was done by a Polish chap, wearing an England footy top, in a Turkish barbers, in Scotchland. What are the chances? :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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  3. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    How is he mocking you. What do you think one of the first questions the doctor will ask you?
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    probably
    "Wouldn't you rather see one one of the other doctors ?"
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    'What do you prefer, Pogba or Mini Cheddars?'
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Still no surf .......


    A4FDDA99-0C84-4B53-8DE0-95F5C6646E9A.jpeg
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    **** off then, do us all a favour you stroppy child.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 9, 2019
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You didn't specify, who exactly was it you were taking to?

    Juat so we know.
     
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  9. Tiddler

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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Date is formatted in US style for some reason. 9th July, not 7th September
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm down wit that too. I like a bird who looks a bit posh and naughty.

    Riding jodhpers and frolicking in the hay after stealing a bottle of Daddy's 56 Dom Perignon :tongue:
     
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    Yep.

    Back in the early 90’s I met this bird in a bar in Knightsbridge. She was Lady Lucinda something or other - Daddy was a Duke or Earl or summat. A genuine Sloane and a ****ing animal in bed.

    She was great fun to be with, every bar, shop, in Chelsea and Knightsbridge knew her and she always got top treatment. Met up with her again about 5 years ago for a long boozy lunch. She eventually got married to some chinless wonder and lived mostly on a farm in Wiltshire - although she still had her flat in Cadogan square. Made me laugh when I enquired what hubby did. Her reply was “what he’s ****ing well told”. <laugh>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Some people?
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Have you been eating slugs again?
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Matth calls them Nature's Jelly Babies
     
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    The clock is wrong too mate. Shows you took it nearly half hour early :p
     
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    <laugh> I hadn't noticed that.
     
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    <whistle>
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    Was thinking a bit more ......

    please log in to view this image
     
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    No need for that. A family member had a problem where she would have a bowel movement about once a week, on average. Constant pain and depression as you can imagine. A change in diet helped enormously. Sorry if my question sounded a bit crude. It really wasn't meant to.
     
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