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Has anyone seen a dog?

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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Must've been a nice dog. Has to be a cat burglar <whistle>
     
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  2. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    good money in stolen pedigrees
     
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  3. NSIS

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    They’ll probably find it on a treatment table somewhere. <whistle>
     
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  4. brb

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    Maybe the dog just ran off out the busted door!

    I can't see some burglar wanting to steal a fooking dog.
     
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  5. brb

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    Get Comm round there with his sausages, the dog would soon come back, and Comm would probably never have to work again with the reward money <laugh>
     
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  6. Sucky

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    Depends on what breed tbh, the younguns down ere are bad for nicking dogs outside shops etc
     
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  7. brb

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    But this wasn't outside a shop, seriously, a burglar would rip into someone's house just to steal the dog!
     
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    Happens more than you think.
     
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    Some Scouser followed him out there.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Took ya long enough <whistle>
     
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    Break into a multi millionaires gaff and just nick his dog. Sounds legit
     
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    Maybe the dog was wearing the CL winners medal? <whistle>
     
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    If they know who he is I'd imagine the dog will be for blackmail.
     
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  14. brb

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    Also no one is going to give a toss he has been turned over for money, material stuff, but once you nick the dog then people are going to start breathing on you quite heavy. Sound like a couple of plums to me, assuming it was more than one person that did it.
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    do you mean ransom, or do you beleive the dog is divulging all his dirty secrets?
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Haha yeah that's what I meant. Dumb stoner <doh>
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    well personally I prefer to beleive the latter, a bit Lassie-esque, in my head it goes like this
    "woof woof woof"
    "what's that Fido, Danny ****ed you in the arse?"
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Dog probably couldn’t be arsed with all his moanin and bitchin, and left for a new life on the streets, with some real hustlas.
     
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    Police have issued a description of the man they are looking for...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    This^^^
     
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