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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. brb

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    Oi fook off, I wasn't allowed to use that excuse....dr y/dr ive <whistle>
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Dropped my Young uns mum off at work...a new building.

    The toilets don’t have the traditional male and female symbols on them. They got some crazy **** like an upside down male with a circle above the legs and an upside down woman with some other symbol above her headstand posturing legs.

    Then theres a third toilet with a Gender neautral symbol all 3 toilets have a Rainbow symbol on them

    I asked why? What’s happened? People at your place stupid?

    She said they said it’s so that they don’t offend anyone.

    I said but maybe Some straight walkers are offended? not that it matters because heterosexual men are the only breed type that doesn’t get offended yeah?

    Then she said some kid got suspended from a school because he disagreed with the teacher when the teacher ‘declared’ that there are are more than 2 sexes.

    So I turned around to my young un, who was sat in his baby seat n broke the bad news to him that it looks like he’s going to end up suspended a fair bit when he gets older and it will all be because of Daddy not buying the bullshit...soz son but meh.

    The threat is real...hide your kids unless you want them confused to ****...I’ve said it before and I’m going to have to keep on saying it for the benefit of the next generation.

    Have a good day Gentlemen
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    They’re just toilets, mate.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    I think you’ve got this arse over tit...just like them symbols

    Lol kinda thing I would have said if someone else posted what I did though
     
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    Just make sure you get it completed before October 31st (and don't forget to fill it all up).
     
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  6. brb

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    Before I say anything I think I've made it clear enough on here about the protests outside of a specific school and where I stand in that debate.

    However, I think you raise some very fair points, and this side of the debate should not be ignored either. It's a bit like the transexual discussion in life, I refer in this case to the Olympian who changed to a woman (forget the persons name) - Putting aside the change - he dressed as a woman because of his feminine feelings but what gets me is just because you have feminine feelings, why do you HAVE to dress as a woman! They don't want labels attached to them, but they are attaching there own labels, it's like saying I can't feel as woman unless I dress like one. Point being.....the same as the signage you highlighted, why is this necessary, why don't they just do what a lot of places do, a unisex toilet. Take a disabled toilet as way of example, it refers to no gender, only that it is designed for people with disabilities. Sometimes to be 'politically' correct, we over think things, when the simplest things could avoid all this attention and avoid offending anyone. So actually....I AGREE WITH YOU. <ok>
     
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    Unisex toilets in some parts of Europe ... problem solved .... all **** stinks <ok>
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Nope

    Some women dont like to see random blokes dicks when they use the public toilets

    respect that
     
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    You only see those dicks if you go looking ...

    Some that I've seen don't have urinals, just cubicles.... you have no idea who is next to you until they go to the sinks ... <ok>
     
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  10. Sucky

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    They should have a toilet for everyone

    Gay man loo
    Gay woman loo
    Bi man/woman loo
    Transgender but not in women's clothes loo
    Transgender in women's clothes loo
    Man loo
    Woman loo


    ****s funny as tbh
     
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    They've got that here in one of the food outlets where I'm working, as @Skylarker will corroborate.

    I've yet to hear anyone fart loudly and it turn out to be a female.

    Unfortunately!
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    They do have a toilet for everyone.

    It's called Birmingham.
     
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  13. Sucky

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    The disabled one is Scotland right?
     
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    Get some<laugh>

     
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    Unlike the UK a lot of toilets in Europe are unisex toilets. Basically they are cubicles, some with a hole in the floor, some you will have to pay a Euro to use, but they are generally the cleaner ones as someone will be on site to maintain. It's no different to a disabled toilet, I've no idea why people are getting all worked over gender lables regarding who uses which. Some women even in the UK if they see a queue for the ladies, they just walk straight in the mens, no one cares, although if you did it the opposite way round they'd probably be a fuss made. Simple solution is to stick disabled on every loo door and no one would give a shhite....other then to complain you are using a disabled toilet, yet every disability isn't visible <doh>
     
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    They don’t care some of em...

    Back in the late 70’s I stopped off near the M20 to splash me boots. I’m standing at this long metal urinal when I hear a coach pull up.

    Off gets a load of Frenchies to relieve themselves. As I’m standing there in walks this stunning looking french bird with her little kid. She stands right next to me while she gets junior’s willy out and then helps him take a piss.

    One of the longest pisses I ever took. :)
     
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  17. Sucky

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    I often go in the women's toilet, no biggie.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    You should have given her a wink and then looked at your dick.
    Obviously send the kid for some sweets first<laugh>
     
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    Subtle as ever, Sucky!...<laugh>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Sucky missed out, he was having a steamer in the Ladies at the time ...
     
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