Off Topic The Burly Arms

Seen any good rocks today mate ?

 

The only rocks he's seen are in a glass.

 

Just got in from dropping one daughter off at her boyfriends before picking the youngest up from the station ... now in the garden catching some rays with a nice freezer chilled Corona ... that's me done for the day ... made a chilli earlier which is now reducing down in the oven ... used Turkey thigh mince in bid to cut down red meat intake even further ... early tastings suggest it will be fookin awesome ... used fresh Jalopenos plus 2 dried whole Habaneros and one dried red Kashmiri ... get in there

 

Can you let me know their ages so I can make an appropriate joke?

 

19 and 14 these two ... eldest is 26 ...

 

Cheers will let you know.

 

No worries.

 

I saw some nice blue slate chips.

 

Nice mate, is that local slate or Chinese slate ?

 

Dunno mate I’d had a few beers by then.

 

Fair enough homes, let me know some other time

 

Will do mate. I’ll ask the bloke actually tomorrow, just DM me to remind me.

 

Cheers fella

 

Busy all day doing **** for my move on Tuesday, Clothes all packed up and ready to go, gave some furniture away that I won't need, (still have a leather couch and two arm chairs to get rid of that I only bought last year, which is quite annoying)

Tomorrow I'll take down the ceiling fan and blinds, curtains, fireplace so all that's ready to go.

I'm dying for a joint but won't wanna do **** all after that so will have to wait til later.

 

Who removes the fireplace when they’re moving out? ****ing scouser.

 

He's leaving them **** all. I bet the carpets are getting rolled up too.

 

Taking the bath and the boiler with him, the tight bastard.

 

I put the ****er in in the first place. Its mine I'm ****ing taking it