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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 6, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    5 of our first 7 games are going to be televised.

    Anyone would think the TV companies are expecting car crash TV.....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 6, 2019
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  2. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    More money for fatty, get in
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 6, 2019
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    And all the more reason not to sell up
     
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  4. Santaseyebrow

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    Were in serious trouble again
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 7, 2019
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Worse. We’re ****ed.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 7, 2019
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  6. RobEllious

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    Newcastle United, Sky's greatest punchline
     
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    RobEllious, Jul 7, 2019
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    They know the takeover is on. Exciting times.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 7, 2019
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    Heed well known cheat

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    If fans were serious about a boycott, they shouldn't be watching games on TV.
    Viewing figures are why BT/Sky keep putting us on, and filling the coffers for Ashley.
    Lower viewing figures will probably mean fewer games = lower income.
    It is reasonable argument that any ****er who watches on TV is ensuring Ashley doesn't sell up.
    Boycott TV if you don't go to games.
    Make a difference.
     
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    Heed, Jul 7, 2019
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  9. YAJERK

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    I started doing that last season, definitely improved my quality of life if nothing else <laugh>
     
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    YAJERK, Jul 7, 2019
  10. Santaseyebrow

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    Ive actually found a corpse surrounded by flies and maggots coming out its eyes etc

















    My cat loves it
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 7, 2019
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    I'll be in the pub more than likely for them
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 7, 2019
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    Golf drivers always drunk
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 7, 2019
  13. Ben 10

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    Stop being a jealous Ellis
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 7, 2019
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    Ellis? Ellis who the **** is ellis
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 7, 2019
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    Someone jealous of me driving a great car and drinking Stella in the pub
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 7, 2019
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  16. Santaseyebrow

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    Stella you charvy **** x
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 7, 2019
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    It's the king of lagers. Well, except Heineken but not many places do it on tap
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 7, 2019
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    I like estrella or san miguel personally stellas a bit sharp for me
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 7, 2019
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    The San Miguel in Spain is lovely, the stuff over here doesn't taste as nice I don't think
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 7, 2019
  20. Santaseyebrow

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    Yeah spanish pussy ****s back
     
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