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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jul 3, 2019.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    This thread has no legs without me.

    You need me
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    @Commachio let you out of his back pocket then?
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    He be thinking him Burley
    Delusional Spurly
    Needs to reflect
    That a man 'earns' respect
    Ain't given to wishing
    Or pleading, or dissing
    Keep it in check
    Wind in ya neck
    You peakin' way too early
    Like some Love Island girlie
    Blubbing Sangria
    Paralysed in fear
    Thoughts of my verse
    My gift, your curse
    But chill little bro
    Be a man not some ho
    Off to the kitchen
    Less of the bitchin
    Fix me a lassi
    Make it smooth
    Not too gassy
    Mangoes with ice
    Will suffice, real nice
    And welcome this blessing
    This teaching, this lesson
    In life
    By Fosse
    Still the man
    Still the boss
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My god fosse stop man just stop.


    @Slurpcock getting eminem'd by a 96yr old here<laugh>
     
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    brb CR250

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  7. Sucky

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  9. Spurlock

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    @Matth_2014

    These people are de railing my thread...what shall I do?

    <wah>
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wtf is wrong with you cùnts?

    That is all.
     
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  12. Quesadaad

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    Good one buddy
     
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Some chance of that <whistle>
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    We cant let this truth bomb from Jasper go to waste

    @Skylarker
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What you ****ers trying to prove, quoting those lame ghetto wordsmiths? Here’s real language for you...


    “When the blast of war blows in our ears,
    Then imitate the actions of a tiger:
    Stiffen the sinews, conjure up the blood,
    Disguise fair nature with hard favoured rage:
    Then lend the eye a terrible aspect...

    ... I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
    Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot:
    Follow your spirit, and upon this charge,
    Cry God for England, Harry and St George!”


    Now that is fighting talk. Bill Shakespeare, if you were wondering
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

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    Preferred his sister ....<whistle>
     
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  17. Spurlock

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  18. Spurlock

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    Being pervy again Fosse?
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    <doh> whooooooosssssshhhhh!!!

    Shakespeare's Sister ..... dumbass

    Plus a word to the wise .... your taste in women will not change much as you grow older, my friend ... I don't now look at HIAG's 70 year old groupies like I looked at 30 year old women when I was in my 20s ... guess what? ... still like looking at them 30 year old's.. <cheers>

    #LifeInTheOldDog
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    But will he **** with your soul like Ether?

    Or does he peel more skins than Idaho Potato?
     
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