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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

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  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    It's happening
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 3, 2019
  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Somethings happening, you’re either getting acquired or relegated.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 3, 2019
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We're more ****ed than Freddie Krueger's mother.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 3, 2019
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I know which is more likely...

    Lets face it we've been a bit of a yoyo under Ashley. He is due another relegation. The only thing worse than a yoyo is one that doesn't come back up. Then you're a just a ****wit expecting something of the teeth floss its not capable of. Like Sunderland for instance.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 3, 2019
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Woman: Take the condom off
    Man: Why?
    Woman: Yolo
    Man: What does that mean?
    Woman: You only live once
    Man: You get pregnant and yoyo
    Woman: What does that mean?
    Man: You're on your own
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 3, 2019
  6. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    The missus just got a pair on runners delivered from SD, I swear this can’t get any worse! Gonna have to show her the back of the hand when she gets in
     
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    Givemeursaltytears, Jul 3, 2019
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 3, 2019
  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Someone at the club has been busy. At least two youngsters signing new contacts today.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 3, 2019
  9. YAJERK

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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    YAJERK, Jul 3, 2019
  10. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    You’re taking the loan of Dan Barlaser very hard!
     
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    Givemeursaltytears, Jul 3, 2019
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  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Relegated.
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    acquired
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 3, 2019
  13. Agent Bruce.

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    I’m getting sick of all this ****e. Ashley lies.
     
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    Agent Bruce., Jul 3, 2019
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Happy Independence Day all NUFC fans
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 4, 2019
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Wonder when the club will announce all those season ticket renewals have hit a new high?

    Absolutely ****ing never.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 4, 2019
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  16. Squint Eye

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    <laugh><laugh> Are you telling Ashley this??
     
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    Squint Eye, Jul 4, 2019
  17. cronemeister

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    Can you remember the Crystal Maze where they played that game at the end where they had to get gold and silver tickets in a box? We have a similar thing at the club and ashley live streams it to his house on a big ****ing screen except it's season ticket sales going in the box and being counted up. Once the figure hits 20,000 he will declare himself the winner and we will then hear a statement saying the takeover is off cos the BZG guys have procrastinated too long trying to save 10 ****ing pence or summit and he's taking the club off the market.

    I reckon we'll have a new manager insitu by Monday.
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 4, 2019
  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Can't wait for the Friday announcement.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 4, 2019
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Why? If there is one tomorrow it will be the club saying it's off. BZG won't be working tomorrow. Only a couple of hours left today for it to happen as well. Nervy!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 4, 2019
  20. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I am going out on a limb here and saying this whole takeover crap is basically a load of bollocks.

    It would IMO be done and dusted by now.

    Ashley has played us again.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jul 4, 2019
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