Motherfucker's never played a senior game and he's wearing a medal in public? Loaned out for a season, then sold to Bournemouth or Southampton for a couple of million.
Djimi Traore is a Champions League winner. Brewster is a Champions League final watcher with a Pogba complex.
Are you gonna take up watching a new sport soon then mate, you know, cos Arsenal are completely finished and all that?
Arsenal have enquired about slab head? Yeah right oh, and I’ve just enquired about a new Bugatti Chiron.
I’ve got one I don’t want any more mate, 2,000 on the clock. Forgot to fill up though so it’s sort of stranded in a field somewhere.
I’ve got a spare PL level centre back locked in my summer house mate, we could do a swap? Don’t fill up the CB though.