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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Well said.
    Folk put too much stock in twitter.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sorry sorry I've just had too much vodka on my cornflakes.

    Lets get back on track. Mike Ashley is a ****, he has ****ed the takeover with his lies and he has also shagged the daughter of one the BZG execs. He did it on purpose as he knew it would scupper the deal. He has also demanded that the BZG head honcho wears SD flip flops for the next 10 years. Every day. All the time.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    What colour flip flops?
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    £4.50 can't go wrong
     
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  5. Sammy's Silky Skills

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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    So exactly what are you saying?
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    That’s the spirit. See it comes to us all. Now let’s all sit with our pants around our ankles, some lube and watch the women’s semi final.
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

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    Who the f*ck wants to watch a bunch of flat chested, carpet munching, split arses trying to play a man's game.
    I'm going to watch the documentary on misogynism on channel 4.
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Have you seen hope solo.
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

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    That was a good goal.
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Draw
     
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  12. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Has she got a brother called Hans?
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  14. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    If we are selling Perez then the deal to sell the club is clearly off. The self imposed transfer embargo is lifted so Ashley is going back to his tried and trusted plan of selling the family silver.
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Or BZG have agreed to the sale (this happened when the fat man bought us).
    We won't need Perez when we have Mbappe
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    i read it as ban Chippy.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Any chance of deleting this thread,Rafa going to China which was agreed weeks ago obviously and never in a month of Sundays did Mike plan to sell.
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    I see this as a cunning move by Ashley to cash in on Perez in anticipation of a no deal Brexit. Perez value will plummet when he is denied a work permit as he is not a current Spanish international.
     
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  19. Givemeursaltytears

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    I presume the Perez transfer means the takeover is off? I would’ve thought a transfer embargo was in place if a takeover was happening or is that just in place for incoming transfers??
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    I take it that will rule out most of British football then? Jesus wept
     
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