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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by GlassHalfHull, Jun 28, 2019.

  1. Charon

    Charon Well-Known Member

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    posted twice
     
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    Back in the day, I enjoyed Peel's radio programme and his writing in Sounds. I recall a photo of Peel dressed in a schoolgirl's uniform and him offering an album to the first girl (in uniform) to meet him outside the BBC after his show. I didn't think much about it at the time. In one Sounds review he described Pan's People's recently released single as being as exciting and creative as a small carton of luke warm ostrich piss. An expression I have subsequently used on numerous occasions.
     
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  3. NewbaldTiger

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    Yes it’s for the under 16s only
     
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  4. Ernie Shackleton

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    Apparently Winnie Churchill was a gayboy, a bumder, a chutney ferret.


    A friend of Dorothy.

    A shirtlifter.

    A fudge packer.



    A proponent of the noble art of Oscar Wilde.


    At a time when it was ****ing wrong!!!!!

    And illegal!!!!

    And against the ****ing laws of God.

    Or summut.





    I reckon that we should dig John Peel up and throw stones at him.

    Or shout 'Shame' at his family every time they leave the house.

    Or flick acorns at his dog.




    One thing's for sure, we can't let this go.
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    I’m a friend of Dorothy. Am I safe?
     
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  6. City Man

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    Got Countryfile on.

    That tit from Blur is stinking the place out.
     
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  7. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Watch Kamasi Washington on the main stage then instead, he's ****ing great.
     
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  8. City Man

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    Is that space bar on your PC working OK?

    Asking for several friends.
     
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  9. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Probably not.


    ****ing Dells.












    They're ****ing...












    Useless.
     
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  10. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    From Winston Churchill?


    Probably Ben.




    He's dead, mate.
     
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    My favourite Frankie Boyle gag:

    Blur: A cheese making ****; a New Labour ****; a fake cockney ****; and a ****.
     
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  12. City Man

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    Bouffanted, overweight, has been rockers 30 years past their sell by date.

    Didn't the Cure form all those years ago as an antidote to this bloated nonsense?
     
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  13. originalminority

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    Up to someone else to jump their train then.
     
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  14. What? A full dog?

    What? A full dog? Well-Known Member

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    The singer appeared to be quite a lively chap, possibly accidentally ingested a large quantity of something he really shouldn’t have, maybe up his nose?
     
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  15. What? A full dog?

    What? A full dog? Well-Known Member

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    Erm, what about boyZone? And take that.
     
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  16. Quill

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    Robert Smith sounds like he did 30 years ago. The band sounds like they did 30 years ago.

    In other words, unlike a lot of aging bands, they're still ****ing ace.
     
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  17. What? A full dog?

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    Robert smith has the perfect disguise. I bet he never gets recognised in public, just take off the eyeliner and comb the hair.

    Yep just google imaged him and even with the same hair but no eyeliner, looks completely different. Genius.
     
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  18. dennisboothstash

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    The Streets were great
     
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  19. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    I agree, he looks completely different out of character.

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  20. GerryHatrick

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    Is she still wearing those ruby red slippers?
     
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