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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jun 28, 2019.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A woman has revealed that she is on a diet that consists of taking energy from nature and not eating any solids. Audra Bear identifies as a breatharian and claims she fasts for up to 97 days because food gets in the way of her enjoyment of life. Despite the dangers and lack of any scientific backing whatsoever that it works, Audra, 25, insists that it is good for her. She has tried various diets over the years including being a vegan then a raw vegan for four years before taking on so-called pranic living and breatharianism.

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    Obviously off her bonce and playing fast and loose with what fasting actually means but for a bird who says she doesn't eat for 3 months at a time she's got a fine set of tay-tays.

    Goes without saying that she's a Wid.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She could eat an apple thru a tennis racquet with those gnashers.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Except she doesn't eat, allegedly.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too skinny. Obviously bolt on tits. It's a wid.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I would give her something solid sure enough :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  7. bayernkenny

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    Don't fancy any watersports with young Audra!
     
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