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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Kempton, May 31, 2019.

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  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Not even ****tin ya, GEv. I do 20,000+ a day. Erm steps I mean, obvs.
     
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    Kempton, Jun 1, 2019
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  2. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    I have it on good authority, "going for a jar" has been somewhat misinterpreted over the years, by some.
    Cue to about 1:14.......Take heed.

     
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    tigerscanada, Jun 2, 2019
  3. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    I've always thought that did sound a reasonable amount and was quite reassuring. I just don't get why they state the safe limit in pints when shops sell spirits by the litre.

    Anyway serious note, look after yourself Kemps. And cut down as the quack says. It may not actually make you live longer, but it'll definitely feel like it
     
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    askewshair, Jun 2, 2019
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  4. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    It didn’t even sound reasonable if you intended spending more than 2 hours in the pub.
     
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    Barchullona, Jun 2, 2019
  5. Brabs

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    I've recently bought a fitbit. Turns out I ****ed for 8 miles.
     
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    Brabs, Jun 3, 2019
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  6. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    So an update...

    All tests are done, bloods, X-rays, blow tests etc. The results are good really. There is some liver damage, ALT levels aren't what the doctor would like, but the levels are only slight.

    Heart and lungs are in good shape, blood pressure good, cholesterol's low, diabetes, thyroid, all that stuff is very good.

    I've got to take high strength Thiamine for the next four weeks and then go back for more bloods.

    It's interesting that the Doc advised me to not just stop drinking altogether, but to cut down very slowly.

    So there you have it. I was just being a pussy I suppose and it looks like you lot will have to put up with me for sometime yet.

    Look after yourselves people x
     
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    Kempton, Jun 17, 2019
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  7. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Did the quack tell you to cut down slowly to zero intake ? Forever ?
    If either answers are affirmative above, get a second opinion. Maybe even a third .
    Seriously. happy for you that things sound reasonably (ignore the qualifier ) positive ! :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    tigerscanada, Jun 18, 2019
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  8. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Good to hear this news Kemps, just wondered if your remark about being a Pussy was a subtle way of telling us that you have to eat cat food they used to advertise had Thiamine in it?
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Jun 18, 2019
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  9. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Great news mate. Pleased for ya.
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Jun 18, 2019
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  10. FER ARK

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    Good news pal, it just goes to prove what everybody on here probably suspected...

    You’re a f***in drama queen!

    Stay well.
     
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    FER ARK, Jun 18, 2019
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Great news.


    Sometimes life is like coming out of a long dark tunnel.


    Enjoy the sunshine.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Jun 18, 2019
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  12. GEvans76

    GEvans76 Well-Known Member

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    Excellent news mate
     
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    GEvans76, Jun 18, 2019
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  13. Plum

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    Song for Kempton...

     
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    highpeak tiger Well-Known Member

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    Glad to hear the good news, look after yourself!
     
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    Kemps - do you mind if we proceed with the planned wake? Seems a shame to let your health get in the way of a piss up.....
     
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Jun 18, 2019
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    So are you saying I should keep you in the not606 death club or not??!
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Jun 18, 2019
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  17. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Do I have to be there? Now there's irony at its best.

    I've not been invited to my own wake :angry:
     
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  18. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Chazz, I really am, but I'm feeling really well at moment.

    In fact I might just run off down the beer off and get myself a 2 litre bottle of Liebfraumuck :biggrin:
     
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    Kempton, Jun 18, 2019
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  19. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Passed your MOT except for 1 advisory...your exhaust is blowing a bit.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Jun 18, 2019
  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Beer off!!! ****ing hell
    I hope you’re going to take your shoes to the cobblers and pay your leccy bill at YEB in town while you’re at it
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Jun 18, 2019
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