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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, Jun 12, 2019.

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What happened to brb

  1. Overdosed on Jaffa cakes

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%

  2. Got drunk and banned himself

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%

  3. Got sick of people complaining and went on holiday

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  4. Luvgonzo got tired of operating his brb sock account

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  5. Monkey assassinated him

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%
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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not sure about the wings. But Heaven looks a lot like Cheltenham race course in March, and no **** plays the Harp.

    Gays are of course permitted in heaven - this is the 21st Century after all - no gay proddies though, sorry mate.
     
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  2. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Hello sailor. :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    Uncle Colm, Jun 15, 2019
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm neither gay or a proddie. There will be no heaven for me because I don't believe in God.

    Anyhoo, who the fùck wants to spend the rest of eternity with a bunch of dogooders.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 15, 2019
  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aweright petal?

    Hows your bum for lovebites?
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    @Minxy finally turns up. Three days late and a dollar short.

    <laugh>

    @luvgonzo now your chance mate. Catch her while you can.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just got a PM. <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo, Jun 15, 2019

  7. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    You complete lower class underling !
    I guess some just can't be taught !:emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    Edelman, Jun 15, 2019
  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Jesus loves you Asbo. He knows you’re a bit of a ****, but he forgives you, am hearing...
     
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  9. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I do still like to come on here occasionally .... but have a low boredom threshold .... only made it to P5

    .... so can someone tell me .... is he or isn't he dead?
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He's not dead, yet!

    DUM DUM DUM !
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 15, 2019
  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Jesus, that cùnt loves everybody.

    Slut!
     
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  12. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Do you have a plan ?
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not at all. Kev and me are best buddies.

    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  14. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    Probably wishes he was after last nights shenanigans.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    are you intimate ?
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Badly let down by his fellow supermods I'm hearing.

    Sommit to do with boredom levels.
     
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  17. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh><applause>
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Only at the weekend Sweets.

    What about yourself?
     
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  19. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I use him as & when I have needs

    .... I wondered why he says no at weekends
     
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    Minxy, Jun 15, 2019
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well you only ever take a bath on a Monday night so...
     
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