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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    ****ing barber is full of kids and their chav parents. Surely that’s what half term is for.
     
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  2. Stan

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    Your own fault for going on a Saturday.
     
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  3. Bwood_Ranger

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    True. Doesn’t excuse the state of the locals though.
     
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  4. Stan

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    Go into Wokingham next time. Better class of chav.
     
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  5. Bwood_Ranger

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    The towns are slowly merging as more and more houses are built on the no man’s land in between, much to the chagrin of Wokinghamites.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    He probably wanted to shut up shop quickly and thought that was the best way of getting the punters out sharpish.
     
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    Was supposed to go tv shopping with the bird but I've ****ed that off and told her she can get a cab back with the thing.

    She's left pissed off.

    I'm good though.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    What you doing instead?
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Just gonna chill smoke some bud make some food and watch the wire.

    The tvs for the spare room so I don't give a **** tbh, just told her to spend no more than 2bills, I know she will do more than that but sometimes you gotta pay for a bit of peace <laugh>
     
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    Got a sick trim you’ll all be glad to hear.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    giphy (45).gif

    I cut my own, not a skin head, fcuk boy mop top stylee

    Fuckboy-Haircut.jpg
     
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  12. Bwood_Ranger

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    That’s pretty much what I used to have then thought I was getting a bit old / not single enough for it then realised my mistake and now it’s a bastard to grow back.
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Been cutting my own for about 10byears now, my hair grows back like a **** so I used to hit the barbers twice a month, it's £15 a chop round my way so save myself loads.
     
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  14. ...and an undisturbed ****.

    Get the Kleenex out, mate.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Mate 8ve been with her years if I Wana crack one out I do. If she's there or not<laugh>
    How was the gig bruv did you 2pac the **** out of it?
     
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  16. It was superb, bro.

    New venue for us, and we had the place rocking. The landlord paid us extra to do two more songs. He would have had us playing into the early hours.

    Lots of hot milf on the dance floor. I had one lady with large breasts jiggling right close to me, almost putting me off my soloing.
     
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  17. Stan

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    She probably woke up with black eyes.
     
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    Off out in a bit.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    Anywhere interesting?
     
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