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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. karlos5001

    karlos5001 Well-Known Member

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    Why do men like blow jobs?
    12% said the pleasure.
    7% said the feeling.
    81% said the silence :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    AE39558A-5947-43D9-AFE6-6D2B0CE46840.jpeg AE39558A-5947-43D9-AFE6-6D2B0CE46840.jpeg
     
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    The Thick Of It Season 3 Episode 6. <laugh>

     
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    An old SNL skit that made me laugh.I gotta have more cowbell baby!
     
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    HIGNFY on Twitter: EasyJet’s new inflight library:
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    It makes you wonder how humanity managed to reach 2019.
     
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    Classy journalism as always from Sunday Sport, they have even blacked out the dogs eyes in respect to the poor tramp IMG-20190716-WA0002.jpg
     

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    I thought it said "Trump bummed by Great Dane".....go on Schmeichel...!!!
     
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    I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but it's still worth a view.

     
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    I've just met a Chinese drug addict.

    He said, "Have you seen my cocaine?"

    I said, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
     
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    As you all probably know, Lord Nelson came from God's own county, Norfolk.
    What you may not know however, is that he was only 5ft 3, yet his statue is over 15ft.


















    That's Horatio of 3:1 :) :) :)
     
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    Son " dad I've just been suspended from school again"
    Dad " oh dear - what did you do this time?"
    Son " I was caught playing with myself under the desk"
    Dad " have you ever thought that teaching might not be for you?"
     
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    They're off; you've lost!

    I can remember watching this in the mid 1960's ....... probably got me hooked!
     
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