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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. karlos5001

    karlos5001 Well-Known Member

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    Barcelona Ultras are planning revenge attacks on Liverpool fans for pushing people in fountains by throwing them in to Job Centres.
     
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    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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    Reminds me of the joke about the scouser with a prostitute. When she asked him if he wanted a blow job he said "I don't want any kind of ****ing job love" <laugh>
     
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    Man in shop says can I have ki-kat chunky.She brings him a kit-kat chunky and he angrily replies 'I asked for a normal ki-kat you fat cow'.
     
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    I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet ...... I don't know why?
     
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    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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    Oh dear <laugh>

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    Imagine the judge requesting exhibit A. That should clear the Court
     
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    I had to tell this one to Amanda. She is so slow to get these one liners that it usually ends up with us laughing more at her not getting them than we do at the one liner. Anyhow she immediately burst out laughing. I said crikey, didn't expect you to get it that quickly. She said yes, my Ex <laugh>
     
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    Irony. <laugh>

     
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    Old Eddie Izzard always good for a laugh.I love this sketch about his frustration with computers.
     
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    A very funny Kevin Bridges compilation - just the thing for a slow Sunday afternoon <laugh>

     
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    I've never heard of Gary Delaney, but he ain't half bad on the one liner. <laugh>

     
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    "Billy Connolly - On a plane to Australia"

    (God, I'm glad this never happened to me) <laugh>

     
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    My Mrs (Everton supporter) asked me last week to make love to her like Liverpool FC. Spend a long time on top and come second. She is a funny lady. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Nice one karlos. Best of luck to the reds this evening <ok>
     
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    She got neither btw lol:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Finally proof: there is an “I” in “TEAM”
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    Dominic Thiem, Austrian runner-up in French Open
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    Chaninbar The Crafty Cockney

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    "the BBC were advertising a documentary about the clitoris on the red button but I couldn't find it" <laugh><laugh><laugh>.
     
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