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Transfer Rumours RIP Matth_2014

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  2. Treble

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    <rofl> <rofl> <rofl>

    00:30 onwards, his mum was out that day.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    He doesn’t give anything about his real life though.....
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Is any of it real. Or is Matth just an illusion? Like Max Headroom.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    He’s a blunt tool, like a broken claw hammer,
     
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  6. Commachio

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    bought of peter sutcliffe
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I expect he only has the handle, after he broke it caving in his border collies skull because it walked in wearing the Swansea colours.
     
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  8. remembercolinlee

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    Crazed leftie creepy stslker...oh... sorry... wrong thread... as you were <whistle>
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I know his birthday too <whistle>

    #creepy #doxxgate
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I’ve heard Mattths videos are professionally choreographed and scripted. Nobody pulls off dance moves and can ad-lib with such style
     
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  12. Bwood_Ranger

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    Why does he throw in random Spanish words?
     
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    To show how cultured he is.
     
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    The specks of yoghurt round his face do that.
     
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    Well he's let everyone know his birthday so he's ****ed. Won't take long before someone can pinpoint his 1970s bedsit
     
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    That's the danger of not disabling your pictures metadata. <whistle>
     
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  18. Bwood_Ranger

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    His face and your ears together would be a circus attraction.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Poor lad, all he ever wanted was the love of a good woman... or not even a good woman, any woman would have done, and a trip to the Megastore, and some damp proof membrane. Bloody hell.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    I'm shocked at the lack of disrespect on this thread. I have always been @Matth_2014 's best friend, the two of us like peas in a pod, so it pains me that some of you are disrespecting him.

    As mattholemew would sometimes say to me during our late night phone calls: "James, you're the only poster on Not 606 that I really appreciate. You're always there for me."

    I don't know why he called me James, that's not my name, but I never corrected him.

    Mattholemew was a pure bundle of joy and positive energy. He brought joy, sunshine, and love to everyone he spoke to.

    I for one am going to miss him terribly.

    @Matth_2014 , I'm sorry you're gone. You'll always be my bff and I'll never remove the tattoo of your face from my left bum cheek. You'll always be a part of me. You'll never walk alone.
     
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