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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    off to the politics thread with this one
     
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    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

    After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The womanbegins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

    As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
     
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    ‘Mummy do all fairy tales start with ‘Once upon a time’

    ‘No some start with ‘If elected, I promise...’
     
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    Great News from my local Wetherspoons.

    In an act of supreme customer service they have announced that they will now be running a courtesy bus to the toilets.
     
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    • Please remember a doggy is not just for Christmas. ...

    • Its a f*cking great position all the year round!!
     
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    Police probe Jo Brand. No one should have to probe Jo Brand.
     
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