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Off Topic not 606 in prison

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jun 9, 2019.

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next for jail

  1. hiag for necrophilla

  2. metths for videoing his builder taking a piss

  3. Sky, for killing a tranny

  4. Luv, for manslaughter, due to food poisoning

  5. Sweats and the naught daughter

  6. L,ibby, has 2 pints and kills a homeless person

  7. Piskie, murder, the caravan next door is stealing his electric

  8. Brb, is actually released and re offends within 20 minutes

  9. Tobes, is finally caught for frauding pensions

  10. Kustard, caught raping a dog in a carpark.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's only a matter of time before one of us gets caugh

    So who's next?

    not the not606 cooler, the real one
     
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    Commachio, Jun 9, 2019
  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Went for Kustard bumming the dog

    with the penis

    in the car park
     
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    Sucky, Jun 9, 2019
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Spurlock, Jun 9, 2019
    Hoddle is a god, PINKIE, remembercolinlee and 3 others like this.
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Commachio, Jun 9, 2019
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Top gif that <laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Jun 9, 2019
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    that one may come true
     
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    Commachio, Jun 9, 2019
  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Can add potential misfits ya ****s.
     
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    Commachio, Jun 9, 2019
  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    giphy.gif
     
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    Sucky, Jun 9, 2019
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Commachio, Jun 9, 2019
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why would I attack homeless people <rofl>
     
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    Libby, Jun 9, 2019

  11. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Disappointed there’s no option for Saxton eating a tenant but otherwise one of the best threads on here in recent months.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Jun 9, 2019
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Matth is months away from prison imo. If United have a bad start to the season I can see him dishing out some serious abuse to ethnic minorities and the LGBTQ Community on Twitter. After the police seize his technology and begin forensics it’s only a matter of time until he’s doing a stretch in the pen.

    After Matth I would probably go with Ginge, for killing an entire village of people with his dodgy Ferret Curry.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 9, 2019
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I wouldn't kill a tranny <whistle>
     
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    Skylarker, Jun 9, 2019
  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Still haven’t buried the last one?
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    She hasn't text for ages now, might have died tbh... cuffed up in a bedsit waiting for food.
     
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    Skylarker, Jun 9, 2019
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The dog was sexy after all
    She was a Great Dane <hug><hug><hug><hug>:emoticon-0177-toivo:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Jun 9, 2019
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Can you change the vote to allow more than 2. I predict prisons in the near future will have long arguments about whether Spurs are good or not.
     
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  18. Sweats

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    Step daughter has moved out!! <laugh>

    Hence the lack of ranting lately.
     
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    Sweats, Jun 9, 2019
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’ll change my vote to Sweats when the latest boyfriend gets bored of railing her and kicks her out.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Jun 9, 2019
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  20. Sweats

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    She moved back to her dads. <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Jun 9, 2019
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