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@Hoddle Is A God
Studge says hi

 

Hey guise... As we lifted number 6 my mind wandered back to this gem from the our resident prescient wummer and previous owner of this thread @Hoddle Is A God

Enjoy mate, you deserve it!

 

Just gonna leave this here should any spuds want to know what it feels like to win the cl.

 

It's because Utd fans sold their soul to the devil.

 

Don't mind mr bootycall mate he knows nothing about what it feels like to win a pot never mind a Champions league so can't possibly comment and expect to be taken seriously.

But it's OK luv cos as I've told the spuds and hiag i'll be updating this thread from now on.

To keep their feet on the ground so to speak.

 

This is a bit embarrassing for the spuds.

Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks believes his side deserved to win the Champions League final more than Liverpool.

Maybe you should've put a shift In Harry (Winks Winks)

 

Champions League Final in one picture...

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That went well




Apparently Daniel Levy is having issues getting refunded for the spurs parade bus..

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Eriksen publicly begging Real Madrid to come get him is a bit undignified

None of our players wanted to leave after we lost the final last year

Players think Poch is a #fraud ?

Poch thinks Levy is a #fraud ?

 

If you prove that you're actually the best team in Europe (and presumably the world) then what are Liverpool fans supposedly "deluded" about?

 

Well I'm sure any respect the players had for poch was well and truly lost when he played an unfit Kane ahead of semi final hero Moura.

Who'd want to play for a manager who shows no loyalty when his favourites are thrown into the side after declaring themselves fit again

 

Moura is finished at Spurs

Moura: "I was very, very sad... I wanted to win. I really thought it was possible."

 

Thats nothing mate if you go back a few pages you'll see that particular quote is no lone wolf.....


At least he got this one right(after the fact of course)

 

Kipper is a special case

He makes several comments about how Spurs are going to beat Liverpool and how Klopp is going to get taught a lesson and then he comes out after Spurs get beat and says he thought they'd lose all along.

Is it any wonder everybody plays him for a fool ?

 

I think I've Found out what poster it was who posted this gem on paddy Power @The RDBD

 

We've found our first culprit

Trust it to be Rainman who made that comment about Spurs losing because of the heat.

 

Special thanks to @Hoddle Is A God for making this thread, now I've taken over I don't even have to leave the thread to find all my material. There's about 200 pages worth of hilarious quotes. And that's just hiag

So thanks mate.. kiss that badge son

 

Maybe we should take this thread to the Liverpool board, other fans won't be needing it any more

 

No Spurs fan I know genuinely thinks or believes that.

Can you see the flaw in your argument, now?